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Old 09-01-2012, 01:30 AM #76
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we would do other stuff too obvi

go to those black people churches where they all sing and stuff
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you mean a Choir who sing Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day?
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we would do other stuff too obvi

go to those black people churches where they all sing and stuff
I would love to go to one of those churches they all get right it into and look as if they really enjoy it, then in our churches its bloody depressing and the woman/man that plays the piano thing is about 305
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If a couple of my friends could read that they would beat your arse right now.
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they would try you mean
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ive actually never been in a fight but i think i would be pretty good
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Ermm its not for me thanks Glenn.
everybody has a small lesbian deep down in them
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I have. She's a dirty bitch. Goes by the name of Beatrice
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I cant,because im not a woman.
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No, I'm pretty sure they would be successful. They are doormen.
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so

i could use props

throw chairs at them or something
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This thread has become pretty random
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black people love me anyway so why is the possibility of a fight even being discussed
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The random ones are the best.

Vicky's Poll was the best
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