[Romantic Old Bird]

Oh what a night it was, it really was!

Well, it might be the dullest Big Brother ever, but I have to say that when the Tickle gets a*******d, he really does it in style!! Hilarious!!


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Reward Room carnage


Reward Room Carnage
Day 61, 02:00



Just as Ray was being called in to the Diary Room for defacing the statue, Jon was stumbling around the Reward Room, and adding some final touches.

"This will be worth millions in years to come," he announced, adding a fine neclace to the statue Ray had already embellished with some graffiti.

"I love jooo baby and if ishhhhh quite alright, I jlove you baaaby," he sang as he gathered up some things.

"I'm going to nick this lighter because I'm going to be quite blatent - because we don't have many. And I'm going to nick the whole potato things as well because they're ours.

"And I'm going to nick...

[crash]

"possibly not, possibly not those things," finished Jon as he stood there wobbling like a naughty (drunken) schoolboy and looking at the dishes he'd broken and the salsa dip up the wall.

"I'm really quite sorry about the fact they've splattered all the way up the wall there. I'm just gonna go now," he said, scarpering from the scene, leaving Big Brother to clear up the mess.

"What's happened Jon?," asked Steph just before she fell over onto the sofa.

"I was going to nick the potato wedges because we'd made them ourselves and I kind of dropped them, and the salsa went half way up the wall", he explained.

"Aha, ha, ha, I'm very sorry," he managed unconvincingly.




Dish on floor, salsa on wall

And with that, the housemates overheard the beginning of Big Brother's discipline session with Ray. "Ray do you believe your actions..."

"If Ray's getting a beating, it's nothing like I'm going to get," said Jon but luckily for him, he was in no state to be roused by Big Brother.

He remained on the sofa all night, where Ray fell and joined him some time later.


This was after challenging Cameron VERY noisily on why he would not give his views on things that men generally do covertly if you get my drift, and a rather yucky conversation about the worst medical produre that he had ever undergone.

Suffice it to say he swears he would rather get prostate cancer and die than ever go through it again!

Men are SUCH wimps. Apart from the general horros of female degradation in the examination process, they throw THAT one in as a going away present.!

[kaphc]

Thanks for posting this ROB, it sounds like one of the best nights so far!

If only Nush had been there too <sigh>.

I read that Steph was very sick as well, and that Scott ending up cleaning it up - what a gent!

[James]

Jon probably knows that Cameron is a near certainty to win so he's going for broke.

Expect more fireworks.

[Maggie]

Cameron was looking after Steph who was very drunk and was sitting on her bed, she started to tell him how she felt about him, when BB called him into the Diary Room, she was asleep by the time he got back, really bad timing BB

[BusyBee]

Poor old Steph. I was laughing out loud when she got out of bed to go the bathroom and got as far as the door and just lay down on the floor groaning.

Jon was hilarious. I think he is finding going back into the house is not what he was expecting and made up for it last night. It was like he was in slapstick comedy and when he dropped everything on the floor and had a fit of the giggles. Absolutely brilliant.

Shame BB called Cameron into the diary room. Might have been interesting.

[steve_o]

Poor old Steph, and I just turned it on to see her with her head in a bucket. It looked also like Cameron might have been dishing out some sympathy as well. It's about time.

[kaphc]

I have a theory that Cameron likes Steph but has reservations about getting involved with her because she has been married already and is currently going through a divorce.

I think he wouldnae like to be with someone who was still in the process of finishing a different relationship.

[James]

I'd guess that another reason why Cameron and Steph won't get together is that Cameron probably disapproves of divorce.