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Old 14-04-2012, 03:27 PM #26
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You should have told them that you were too off your face on Heroin to get out of bed right now, so could they come back after your come down.
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No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.

You just called her a bitch as well :/
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You just called her a bitch as well :/

Yes and?
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she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.
This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.
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Yes and?
Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one
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Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one
He was clearly saying she was just doing her job because Dezzy said to complain about her
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she was doing her Job.
Obviously not properly enough.
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ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain
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Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one

On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.
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It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.
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Obviously not properly enough.

She but she had no idea he hid it up is bum.
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It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

I am sure he will make it into a Play.
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This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.

I never said it was.

I reported on what Shaun has said.
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I am sure he will make it into a Play.
I'd watch it if he does. He could be the next Orton. Remember I said that.
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Didn't you ask them if they had a warrant to do so?
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Yeah they had a warrant and court order, but it was a bogus tipoff LOL
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I am sure he will make it into a Play.
That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:

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On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.
wtf are you on
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omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-
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thank you Jords you really captured the spirit of the moment *gives permission for biopic*
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but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing
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That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:

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