[Shaun]

Big Brother 15 TiBB Odds

1/500 - There are three or more posts along the lines of "OMG THE TITLES "
1/100 - Shaun suspects during TiBB Nominations that a couple of members are voting each other tactically.
1/100 - Josy's banners and icons thread gets a bump 2 days before the end of the series by someone asking if she can make a banner with 3 evicted housemates
1/40 - arista asks if the threadmaker of a night's highlights could please edit "on C5HD" into the title
Evens - Nathan likes none of the housemates
Evens - Vanessa likes 6/7 of the male housemates
Evens - reece(: only likes the female or gay housemates
3/1 - The week two shopping task is widely received as Channel 5's best ever, and taken as signs of the channel "improving".
4/1 - After a housemate is ejected for throwing a piece of laminated paper at another housemate, five threads are started reminiscing about how the OP used to love having paper thrown at them and that you can't enjoy anything nowadays without the PC brigade getting involved.
8/1 - The first evictee is widely agreed-upon as the 'right choice'
8/1 - A gif of a housemate dancing oddly is present in four members' signatures in increasingly garish fashion.
10/1 - As the housemates' friends and family nominate in a shock week seven twist, Karl (Ramsay) recognises one of them as his mum. He is later discovered to be tripping.
10/1 - During the 'letters from home' bit of the show, twenty emoticons are posted in reaction to someone's snotty tears.
14/1 - In two years, one of the housemates makes an appearance at a TiBB member's local nightclub and they're really excited to meet them for some reason.
25/1 - Scott is unbanned and takes delight in a screenshot from live feed of a housemate's genitals.
25/1 - There are no gay or bisexual housemates.
40/1 - A member joins TiBB claiming to be Housemate #5's aunt and says we should all be ashamed of calling Housemate #5 a 'trashy slag'.
40/1 - A member joins TiBB claiming to be Housemate #5's school-friend and actually agrees that Housemate #5 is a 'trashy slag' and tells Housemate #5's aunt that she should've taught her some morals.
50/1 - Novo thinks the winner is even better than Aaron.
75/1 - TiBB Nominations are won by 4 members and none of them are Ammi.
100/1 - All of Josy's administrative decisions are widely praised and welcomed on the forum, and she's not undermined once.
100/1 - Salman! and Jordan. come to the conclusion that they think Rylan Clark is the best presenter the show's ever had.
125/1 - Rylan Clark comes to the conclusion that Salman! is the best forum member TiBB has ever had.
125/1 - Rory phones in to Big Brother's Bit on the Side and is treated rudely by Iain Lee again.
150/1 - ElProximo comes back and supports the transgender housemate.
200/1 - A ball is thrown over the Borehamwood fence and a TiBB member claims they were the culprit.
250/1 - Ten members join with the sole intention of finding out where the producers bought their sofas from.
500/1 - Ten more members join and have an argument over whether the sofa is from Very.co.uk or Harvey's.
500/1 - The winning housemate is called Ha2
1000/1 - A dog wins Big Brother for the first time (excluding Dogface and Chantelle).
10,000/1 - TiBB is closed down and becomes a Strictly Come Dancing fansite.
25,000/1 - Smithy goes the entire period of BB15 without mentioning Lady GaGa once.

BB13 Odds

Spoiler:

1-10 - The launch chat thread is the most active thread of the subforum.
1-5 - Daniel Lewis 1985 reckons he'd be a better housemate than 75% of the selection.
Evens - Locke and Novo support different housemates
Evens - Locke and Novo create nicknames for their respective supported housemates, most likely drawn from an archaic title they saw on Game of Thrones
Evens - Scott, Shaun and Braden will support the sassy female housemate who's evicted by week 2, at which point they'll stop watching and claim "it's boring now".
4-1 - At least 5 people will make forum icons for all of the housemates despite everyone saying how perfect Mollie's and Jordan.'s are, so what's the point stop it go away
6-1 - After a black housemate is evicted 2 threads will be posted asking if the Great British public is racist
6-1 - Patrick is banned after 'Day 2''s highlights show for calling a BB poster a "****ing bellend"
6-1 - After a fan-favourite (ie. 10 people on the forum regularly talk about them) is "shock" evicted in week 8, there are fears that the series has been rigged from the start.
10-1 - An infamous old member, such as Conzors or Loukas, will come back to talk about the series for about 5 days and then lose interest again.
10-1 - 5 new members stay active after the series is over.
12-1 - 10 new members stay active after the series is over.
50-1 - 08marsh and Patrick reach an agreement that Channel 5 are "the best Big Brother can hope for right now".
100-1 - The series is watched by 1 million people every night
200-1 - The series goes by without one dispute over who made a night's highlights discussion thread first.
250-1 - The producers don't use that ****ing electroshock task again.
1000-1 - Channel 4 pick up the show again after an amazingly received series.

[Ramsay]

4-1 - At least 5 people will make forum icons for all of the housemates despite everyone saying how perfect Mollie's and Jordan.'s are, so what's the point stop it go away

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Shaun

200-1 - The series goes by without one dispute over who made a night's highlights discussion thread first.
250-1 - The producers don't use that ****ing electroshock task again.

[Jords]

Poor Josy and her lovely sigs too

[Shaun]

I said icons she can make nice sigs

[Jords]

icons then

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Shaun

6-1 - After a black housemate is evicted 2 threads will be posted asking if the Great British public is racist

My favourite

[Marsh.]

50-1 - 08marsh and Patrick reach an agreement that Channel 5 are "the best Big Brother can hope for right now".

Me not understand.

6-1 - After a black housemate is evicted 2 threads will be posted asking if the Great British public is racist

6-1 - After a fan-favourite (ie. 10 people on the forum regularly talk about them) is "shock" evicted in week 8, there are fears that the series has been rigged from the start.

These are so very true.

[Shaun]

It's basically a double whammy of a) you and Patrick reaching an agreement and b) Patrick liking C5

[Marsh.]

[*mazedsalv**]

This is incredibly spot on.

[Shaun]

thank you

[Jordan.]

[smartalec2718]

Originally Posted by Shaun

4-1 - At least 5 people will make forum icons for all of the housemates despite everyone saying how perfect Mollie's and Jordan.'s are, so what's the point stop it go away
6-1 - After a black housemate is evicted 2 threads will be posted asking if the Great British public is racist
6-1 - Patrick is banned after 'Day 2''s highlights show for calling a BB poster a "****ing bellend"
6-1 - After a fan-favourite (ie. 10 people on the forum regularly talk about them) is "shock" evicted in week 8, there are fears that the series has been rigged from the start.

These are hysterical. Especially the last one...because week 8 is always a big eviction when an important character goes (Victor, Science, Nikki, Charley, Noirin and to an extent Luke and Faye)

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg
someone please make one for this year

[Marsh.]

Me and Patrick never did agree about anything. How time flies.

[Ramsay]

Bring this back!

[Shaun]

I'll get to work.

[Shaun]

Big Brother 15 TiBB Odds

1/500 - There are three or more posts along the lines of "OMG THE TITLES "
1/100 - Shaun suspects during TiBB Nominations that a couple of members are voting each other tactically.
1/100 - Josy's banners and icons thread gets a bump 2 days before the end of the series by someone asking if she can make a banner with 3 evicted housemates
1/40 - arista asks if the threadmaker of a night's highlights could please edit "on C5HD" into the title
Evens - Nathan likes none of the housemates
Evens - Vanessa likes 6/7 of the male housemates
Evens - reece(: only likes the female or gay housemates
3/1 - The week two shopping task is widely received as Channel 5's best ever, and taken as signs of the channel "improving".
4/1 - After a housemate is ejected for throwing a piece of laminated paper at another housemate, five threads are started reminiscing about how the OP used to love having paper thrown at them and that you can't enjoy anything nowadays without the PC brigade getting involved.
8/1 - The first evictee is widely agreed-upon as the 'right choice'
8/1 - A gif of a housemate dancing oddly is present in four members' signatures in increasingly garish fashion.
10/1 - As the housemates' friends and family nominate in a shock week seven twist, Karl (Ramsay) recognises one of them as his mum. He is later discovered to be tripping.
10/1 - During the 'letters from home' bit of the show, twenty emoticons are posted in reaction to someone's snotty tears.
14/1 - In two years, one of the housemates makes an appearance at a TiBB member's local nightclub and they're really excited to meet them for some reason.
25/1 - Scott is unbanned and takes delight in a screenshot from live feed of a housemate's genitals.
25/1 - There are no gay or bisexual housemates.
40/1 - A member joins TiBB claiming to be Housemate #5's aunt and says we should all be ashamed of calling Housemate #5 a 'trashy slag'.
40/1 - A member joins TiBB claiming to be Housemate #5's school-friend and actually agrees that Housemate #5 is a 'trashy slag' and tells Housemate #5's aunt that she should've taught her some morals.
50/1 - Novo thinks the winner is even better than Aaron.
75/1 - TiBB Nominations are won by 4 members and none of them are Ammi.
100/1 - All of Josy's administrative decisions are widely praised and welcomed on the forum, and she's not undermined once.
100/1 - Salman! and Jordan. come to the conclusion that they think Rylan Clark is the best presenter the show's ever had.
125/1 - Rylan Clark comes to the conclusion that Salman! is the best forum member TiBB has ever had.
125/1 - Rory phones in to Big Brother's Bit on the Side and is treated rudely by Iain Lee again.
150/1 - ElProximo comes back and supports the transgender housemate.
200/1 - A ball is thrown over the Borehamwood fence and a TiBB member claims they were the culprit.
250/1 - Ten members join with the sole intention of finding out where the producers bought their sofas from.
500/1 - Ten more members join and have an argument over whether the sofa is from Very.co.uk or Harvey's.
500/1 - The winning housemate is called Ha2
1000/1 - A dog wins Big Brother for the first time (excluding Dogface and Chantelle).
10,000/1 - TiBB is closed down and becomes a Strictly Come Dancing fansite.
25,000/1 - Smithy goes the entire period of BB15 without mentioning Lady GaGa once.

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Shaun

10,000/1 - TiBB is closed down and becomes a Strictly Come Dancing fansite.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Shaun

1000/1 - A dog wins Big Brother for the first time (excluding Dogface and Chantelle).

HAHAHAH

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg yay -reads-

[Me. I Am Salman]

i hope all of these happen

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Evens - Vanessa likes 6/7 of the male housemates

lmao

[Strictly Jake]

Are the tibb nominations thing happening? Not done it before, would like to(in response to the tibb nominations odds fix thing) by the way these are hilarious! Hope I get included one day...