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Originally Posted by Marc

When Scott comes on to you, do you want to cry or die?

Both, he....... he.

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Originally Posted by Nathan

Are you going to vote for Joey steele in TiBB Nominations Week 3?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by Jords

When you are sexually aroused in an exam what do you do to sort this?

Think of Susan Boyle or Carole from BB8, it does the trick.

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Should I have kept that GIF in my sig so Jords' question makes sense? (sorry Jords )

Yes but I think Jords forgives you.

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Originally Posted by Jords

Have you ever told a teacher they have a peachy bum?

No, that's probably because my Teachers are butt ugly.

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Originally Posted by Redway

If you could take 10 members with you to an island, who would you take and for what reasons?

Joeysteele - The one to keep the group sane.
Mollie - There for her good looks and quirks.
Legend Killer - One of the members to lighten up the mood.
Novo - Same reasons as Legend Killer.
Locke - Same reasons as Legend Killer and Novo.
Vicky - When the going gets tough Vicky will be there to save us from the deadily dangers of The Others.
Nathan - The one to make sure that there's no short supply of food.
Ukturtle - The Musician of the group.
Enid - Need to add more good looks to the group.
Redway - To argue on anyone that's being a twat at the time.

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Originally Posted by Jords

How silly is Shaun?

Very.

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You wouldnt take me to question you further? s0b

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Originally Posted by Shaun

After the success of Ricky Martin in this year's Apprentice are you going to change your name to Lou Bega and apply for next year's?

No but I might apply for X Factor and sing Mambo Number 5 for a laugh.

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Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your opinion on lamp shades?

There very good.

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Originally Posted by Nathan

Do you think Vanessa Feltz would be interested in noshing off Andy Scott Lee?

Who knows as she is a Celebrity afterall.

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Originally Posted by Marc

what qualities do you look for when you buy toilet roll?

That they get the poo off my ass.

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Originally Posted by Jords

Are you going to apply for The Mole 6?

Im sorry but no.

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Originally Posted by Jords

How d'ya think I feel when you call my name?

Erm... worried.

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Originally Posted by joeysteele

Would you ever apply to go on Big Brother.

I don't think I could as I would be hated.

Also I don't want the cameras watching me do a poo in the Toilet.

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Originally Posted by Jords

Which member is an all round "good egg"?

Joeysteele.

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Who's your favourite BBC news anchor?

God knows.

I don't like the News much.

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Originally Posted by Marc

Would you?

No.

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Originally Posted by Nathan

Do you like to jump everywhere instead of walking?

Only after having a can of Coca Cola.

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Originally Posted by Jords

Out of all the children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which 1 do you wish died?

All of them.

In all seriousness I would have to watch the Film again to remember all there names.

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Originally Posted by Marc

Is the name Sandra better than Tracy? Vice versa

I think the name Sandra is better than Tracy.

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Originally Posted by Nathan

did you know joeysteele is an anagram of Eel Eye Jots?

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Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

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Originally Posted by Jords

Have you ever woke up and thought you were actually a moose and desperatly wanted antlers?

Lol no.

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If no, how overjoyed are you at the prospect of there being such a feature?