[DrunkerThanMoses]

11.11am: Luke A, Luke S and Adam are in the Diary Room receiving instructions. ‪#bbuklive‬

[DrunkerThanMoses]

11.28am: Adam, Luke S and Luke A have emerged dressed as traffic wardens, announcing the brand new Rules Are For Fools task.

[Jords]

Hope Adam gives ****loads to Caroline and Shiv

[DrunkerThanMoses]

This week, Big Brother wants to teach our housemates the importance of obeying the rules. Not just any old rules, mind you. Big Brother's seen fit to introduce some new House rules to see how the housemates cope.

Three of the gang will be made wardens and their task will see them monitoring whether or not their fellow housemates break these new House rules and whether or not the task is passed or failed will depend on the decisions of the Wardens.

They'll be asked to keep an eye out for and correctly identify all rule-breaks over the next two days. To add to their woes, the wardens will incur fails if they don't spot rule breaks or if they dish out their penalty tickets unfairly. If any single housemate is issued with two tickets, they'll be sent to the punishment area to think long and hard about what they've done.

The number of fails that the wardens are allowed to incur will be kept inside an envelope in a glass case and, come the end of the task, it'll be broken open to reveal the result.

As ever, Big Brother will be watching and will reveal how many fails have been incurred at the end of the task.

If it seems a little harsh, remember: we don't make the rules. Big Brother does (and you know what he's like sometimes).

[DrunkerThanMoses]

11.36am: As per the new rules, smokers are made to dress as cigarettes and bounce on a trampoline while puffing. We're not joking. ‪#bbuklive‬

LMFAO

[DrunkerThanMoses]

11.43am: As per the rules, Becky is in rubber ring, goggles and arm-bands as she floats around the pool. Safety first! ‪#bbuklive‬

[Jords]

Would be good if a HM gets a certain amount of tickets they are put up for eviction straight away. Would keep tension high and the HMs would get very pissy at the warden if it happens to them!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

It sounds difficult because friendships might cloud judgement, e,g Conor and Caroline always talk nominations so Luke S might not warn them, or Lauren as a heavy smoker might do something wrong and Luke A and Adam will not do anything

[DrunkerThanMoses]

11.57am: Becky - the Floater - obeys the rules as she bobs in the pool

[HBB1508]

This sounds like it could start some arguments - as if we haven't had enough already LOL

[DrunkerThanMoses]

12.01pm: Reprimanded for rule-breaking, Conor and Caroline are currently painting lumps of coal white.

[Gillian-73]

Love it! This should be a good un'

[DrunkerThanMoses]

12.07pm: Warden Luke S is already losing patience with Conor and Caroline over rule-breaking. This doesn't bode well.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

12.11am: The rules dictate that Ashleigh has to dress properly for a smoke.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

12.35pm: A relieved Caz & Connor have been excused from coal painting duty. They say they'll behave from now on. We'll see

12.40pm: Becky is struggling to butter her toast in her task safety suit. Frustrated would be the correct description

[DrunkerThanMoses]

12.56pm: The novelty of the new task may be wearing off, judging by Shievonne's face as she decontaminates for the third time.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

12.07pm: Warden Luke S is already losing patience with Conor and Caroline over rule-breaking. This doesn't bode well.

Naughty Conor and Caroline!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

1.22pm: Housemates are eating lunch and, as the rules dictate, are wearing appropriate, fluorescent protective clothing

[DrunkerThanMoses]

1.30pm: Adam sits in silent contemplation, with his warden's megaphone stuck to his lips. ‪#bbuklive‬

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Jords

Hope Adam gives ****loads to Caroline and Shiv

Me too

[Marc]

Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open.

Hahaha I hope they get them all to look like fools

[DrunkerThanMoses]

1.44pm: Luke A and Caroline are in the Diary Room, looking slightly disturbed by what Big Brother's telling them.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

1.48pm: Conor's chuckling to himself on the sofa - he can hear Caroline's Diary Room squeals even at that distance.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

2.00pm: Caroline emerges from the Diary Room looking broken. Conor sensitively whoops at the hilarity. ‪#bbuklive‬

Pour pigs blood on her I say