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BBUKLive: 7.01pm: Oh lordy, Becky's slimming club is back. We thought this was a Friday-only deal. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 07:01 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.12pm: Apparently BB told Ashleigh to pie Luke S. Whether this is true or she's gone rogue it's still funny: #bbuklive http://t.co/ZTYtW9nw
22-07-2012 07:13 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.36pm: There's been serious grooving and thrusting going down to 'Thong Song' and 'Summertime'. Our eyes are embarassed to exist. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 07:38 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.45pm: Christ Almighty, why did BB give Ashleigh a recorder? Only ill can come from this. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 07:47 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.59pm: Big Brother has told Ashleigh that her recorder session is over. There are cheers. Ours are amongst them. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 08:00 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.14pm: There's a stink bomb clouding Lushleigh's evening together. Ashleigh is on windy form. Pegs on noses time. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 08:15 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.31pm: Conor is using a bucket to put water from the paddling pool into the main pool. Guess the main pool wasn't full enough. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 08:32 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.48pm: Awww, everyone's run inside leaving Becky stranded in a boat on the pool. She's squealing in indignation.#bbuklive
22-07-2012 08:50 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.05pm: Sara, Caroline and Deana are chatting weight gain. Sara's offering to write the distraught Caz out a diet plan. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 09:06 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.10pm: This conversation is getting dramatic. "Every time I look in the mirror my bum makes me want to pass out." - Sara #bbuklive
22-07-2012 09:13 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.14pm: Through her clowning Ash has won Deana a letter from home. Sara's reading it out now while Caz snuggles Miss India UK. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 09:15 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.28pm: Deana's reaction to her letter is strangely muted. #buklive
22-07-2012 09:30 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.43pm: Hold up, the smoking area is populated by Sara, Becky, Scott and Caroline. Lauren's departure has turned turf inside out. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 09:44 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.56pm: Deana's chatting to Luke S - we can't get our heads round these new friendships - about her letter from home. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 09:58 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.10pm: It's communal shower time for Sara and Becky. Ash is having one in the bath too maximise the current water outlay. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 10:10 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.31pm: Deana's in the Diary Room talking to BB. Something's eating her tonight but what? #bbuklive
22-07-2012 10:32 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.47pm: Okay, we're sure it has fashion merit but the thing Adam has shoved his hair into just looks like a canvas bag. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 10:45 PM

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BBUKLive: 11pm: A clean, fresh, green hairless Ashleigh is off to speak to Big Brother in the Diary Room. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 11:01 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.13pm: Scott is making his own fun with the showerhead in the tub. Caroline's providing companionship on the chaise longue. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 11:14 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.23pm: Conor is trying out his Essex accent, repeatedly saying, "d'you know what ah mean?" but in a strong Derry accent. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 11:25 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.35pm: Deana is clearing up the difference between 'Miss India' and 'Miss India UK' for Sara's benefit. It's as you may suspect. #bbuklive
22-07-2012 11:37 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.50pm: "This is the first time I've said something in the Diary Room that I haven't said out here," says Caroline. Mysterious... #bbuklive
22-07-2012 11:52 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.01am: "I don't really want to be looking at another guy's d**k," announces Luke A. Guess the context. #bbuklive
23-07-2012 12:02 AM

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BBUKLive: 12.21am: The light in the bedroom is going off... and on... and off. Is BB preparing HMs to party with this strobe effect? #bbuklive
23-07-2012 12:22 AM

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BBUKLive: 12.37am: Deana is advising Luke A on the importance of chasing people up professionally. "It's harder for men," she concedes. #bbuklive
23-07-2012 12:38 AM