[waterhog]

am i naturally pretty ? 29.07.12

on Saturday 28 show,
one comment made me tingle,
it was when Adam and LukeA agreed,
it was easier to care about others then them single.
a backward step now,
no its not funny at the root,
she is a waste of a H-M,
so glad Caroline got the boot.
was that a bit of art,
no it was Sara doing her nails,
while Adam was in the D-R,
being food robbed is sending him off the rails.
he wanted justice,
not just the ring leader,
the cowards that took part and new,
are a negative feeder.
Becky has paranoia,
she just feels the angry strain,
and just like when you are really hungry,
Becky is a let down to me and a stomach pain.
3 were consulting,
LukeA, Adam and Scot did Caroline discuss,
her characteristics make her a let down of a H-M,
i have removed Caroline from my sky plus.
a birthday treat was brewing,
Conor had a secret mission,
if he can lie to every H-M,
then BB will give a party vision.
he done it,
and done it well,
but he is a disgusting man,
he just don't ring my bell.
Deana was onto him,
the unusual speak was a sore thumb,
that's my lady Deana,
don't associate with that scum.
the house got suspicious,
Conors lies were creeping,
BB even false d him into "awakenings",
and to get Adam and LukeA up from sleeping.
Conor succeeded,
a party is in the post,
as soon as Conor is evicted,
then i will toast.
a bit of self indulgence.
Ashleigh was insecure and needed clarity,
she asked Conor and LukeS if she is naturally pretty,
how is that for charity.
still not understanding,
Caroline asked Ashleigh why the chanting stuck,
and in true intelligence,
Ashleigh replied with i " don't give a flying ????".
Adam was reminiscing,
Caroline and the bond that did glow,
would he remember her,
a simple "no".
a prayer to god,
Deana again did shine,
she got Adam and LukeA to rejoice,
and thank god for no eviction decline.
Adam is happy,
his 2 rocks are solid,
and as long as they are here,
BB won't be squalid.
not the brightest next,
Ashleigh is amazed people rang to save,
i can not wait for this scab to fall,
a most needed wave.
more correct talk,
LukeA is glad of Ashleigh reaction,
he dose not like her,
and the romance is a "fatal attraction".
a bit of nature,
one moth did cause panic,
LukeA jumped on Adam,
his fear was funny and manic.
that was Saturdays BB,
i did go around the bush to what i ask,
but is Asheligh naturally pretty,
or just like the romance, dose she need a mask.

( so tell me - is ashleigh a good look lady or dose she resemble one of my past poems pukeleigh ? - or am i just a nasty vile man with op-ions that are not correct ? love tohear the views about ashleigh from you guys as i really don't warm to her.)

[Razor]

Ashleigh = Dobby

No ashleigh you are far from pretty. In fact your the ugliest female house mate.

[SocietyIsRuined]

She's average looking. Dull and uninspiring to look at. Doesn't help also that she has the personality of a brick.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by SocietyIsRuined

She's average looking. Dull and uninspiring to look at. Doesn't help also that she has the personality of a brick.

Yep she scrubs up ok but thats it, I saw glimmers of a lovely person from time to time but they have faded and died

[Gillian-73]

Fancy even asking that question anyway. Good job for her the people she asked weren't honest :-D

[rionablue]

Sara is the only naturally pretty girl left in the house. Lauren was attractive in a cute kind of way. Of all the female housemates who have bagged a fella in the house Ashleigh is the ugliest by a mile

[chuff me dizzy]

It made me choke on my grapes !!

[Gizmo]

She looks better without make up imo. Those false lashes make her look even more dim.

[coolface]

rofl you could see by the way luke s and conor hesitated they didn't think so and had no idea how to reply, awkward...

[smudgie]

Yes...........Pretty awful.

[rayheartbliss]

if shes gonna ask such questions! then she should prepare for truthful answer.

shes is an UGLY.

her personality reinforces that very word.


very jealous of Lauren.

[rayheartbliss]

if shes gonna ask such questions! then she should prepare for truthful answer.

shes is an UGLY.

her personality reinforces that very word.


very jealous of Lauren.

[slickster24]

Deanna isnt ugly at all

[Marcus.]

deana loverly ashielgh yuck

[slickster24]

sara isnt attractive either.

[InOne]

Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

[ozzyshaggah]

i certainly dont find sara attractive and i dont think she will improve with age

as for *******igh she is both ugly inside and out

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by InOne

Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

I read that, she needs a refund !!

[Bojangles]

Sara is lovely looking whist Ash is pathetic looking.Loved Chris Biggins comment on Ash last night."Is she a *****?"

[Bojangles]

Why oh why are my posts doubling up?

[Lwize]

Originally Posted by Gizmo

She looks better without make up imo. Those false lashes make her look even more dim.

This.
She's cute, but fails when her personality is factored into the equation.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by InOne

Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

i'd have the surgeon in court - but then What the hell did Duchess Uglio look like before ?? She may have been better off getting those gigantic ears pinned back - Nah thinking about it - the best surgeon in the world prob at a loss what to do with that shoe face !!!

[Censored]

Originally Posted by Gillian-73

Fancy even asking that question anyway. Good job for her the people she asked weren't honest :-D

/\ Totally this!

She really does look like Dobby the House Elf. I think it's time to bring the lie detector back. Hook up Puke S and Conor and get her to ask again...

[smeagol]

ashleigh looks like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
when zombies walk the earth she will fit right in with her crazed crack head eyes and pasty face

[KingOfTheMods]

I met Ashleigh in a nightclub once, she had an unlit cigarette in her hand and proceeded to ask me if I had a match. I said yes dear, my arse and your face.