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Old 28-10-2012, 11:44 PM #26
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Right well I'm never having sex ever, I'd probably end up being the first male to get pregnant
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Damn. Just think positive, it's fairly curable.

Good luck man.

EDIT: I take it a few of you didn't have the Sexual Education lesson where you are shown all the STDs....we had it before lunch too
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No that would be me sadly.
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Damn. Just think positive, it's fairly curable.

Good luck man.

EDIT: I take it a few of you didn't have the Sexual Education lesson where you are shown all the STDs....we had it before lunch too
Oh god, we had those in school twice, it was horrible.
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Damn. Just think positive, it's fairly curable.

Good luck man.

EDIT: I take it a few of you didn't have the Sexual Education lesson where you are shown all the STDs....we had it before lunch too
Yeah, but that was about 12 years ago for me now. My memory isnt that good
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We were shown all of them except crabs
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How did the person you were sleeping with not know they had crabs/if they did why are you still there friend
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How did the person you were sleeping with not know they had crabs/if they did why are you still there friend
Maybe they thought it was a really big rash and that it would go away.
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Aw, zee, please don't feel bad
It's not your fault, if you feel yukky atm you could always shave?...
Shave all your hair off... sounds dramatic but would prob rid you of 90% of the problem?
Then you could concentrate on treating the 'hard to reach' places only?...As said wash all bedding and clothes worn too.
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Maybe they thought it was a really big rash and that it would go away.
I would think the crawlies around their public area (and possibly down their legs) might give away that is wasnt just a rash somehow
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I would think the crawlies around their public area (and possibly down their legs) might give away that is wasnt just a rash somehow
Well then they are quite cruel if they knew because I was wondering was they just a thick bastard.
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Well they take 5-10 days to hatch so perhaps he didn't know at that point; and he's not my friend really, just someone I know and kindly offered to let him stay at ours so he didn't have to pay for a taxi back to his by himself. Never ever being kind to anyone ever again, fml.
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This is what happens when you take in the waifs and strays

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OMG I feel really bad for you Zee but I did actually LOL
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Remove your genitals with a rusty pair of scissors its the only cure.
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Well they take 5-10 days to hatch so perhaps he didn't know at that point; and he's not my friend really, just someone I know and kindly offered to let him stay at ours so he didn't have to pay for a taxi back to his by himself. Never ever being kind to anyone ever again, fml.
More like you was gonna do the deed with him, realised that he had got crabs so you tried to stop yourself from getting it but it was to late.

Gosh I should write Eastenders with these stories I think.
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Greg you're such a mess. I'd name and shame the ****.

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Yeah, but that was about 12 years ago for me now. My memory isnt that good
Obviously, given your current condition .
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Oh God, I shouldn't laugh it must be awful, I'm more in humour at the thread, I wasn't expecting this at all.

But

Crabs sounds awful, I'm not going to look them up, Vicky put me off doing that.
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