[Kaz]

Until Thursday?

Don't think I can!

[BigSister]

Afternoon troops

[Sticks]

Out Of the Office Reply
{revised out going message 11 11 2003}

I am still down here in Yorkshire (East Riding) Will deal with the outstanding e-mailback log. Please bear with my out of office reply system until Thursday when I can get the code to deactivate it. Someone at the airbase must be having a laugh.

Co ACME Auto Reply systems

[Boris]

This is the voice of doom .....YOUR days are numbered !

:dazz ler:

[Boris]

A FAREWELL KISS

Boris is abandoning,
The ‘Kiss of Death’ right now!
She thinks it’s had it’s ‘hey day’,
Such fun it was ….and how !!!!!

BUT…

The ‘Admiral’ sank without a trace,
The ‘Captain’ hardly shows her face,
The ‘Sergeants’ too, are rarely here,
Then ‘Private Madonna’ went for a beer…..
( he never came back again . He is AWOL !)

AND…

All the other members of the ‘Barmy Army’ will,
Just take their ease,
On leave now please,
No duties to fulfill,
‘Big Sisters’ gone to baby sit,
I hope they’ll ALL remember it
With pleasure, and a little smile,
For time will pass, and in a while
We’ll think of something to beguile.

BECAUSE…

We need some fun,
It must be done,
For pleasure
In our leisure.

BUT….

Mr. Sticks will give a cheer,
He’ll not be sad,
You need not fear,
He’ll raise the flag,
He’ll bow us out,
With ‘HIP HOORAY’,
And jovial shout……(well he might !)

Our trivia will no longer send,
His studious mind right round the bend.

ALAS…

‘The Kiss of Death’ is almost done,
‘Twill lie in peace,
Be gone,
Be gone,
Be gone….but not forgotten !

Over to you now Kaz !

[Kaz]

Thank you, Boris.

Dear TiBB Barmy Army Troops,

We've guarded Boris very well
We've all done our very best
But now, dear friends, the time has come
To put this thread to rest.

I promised at the very start
Exactly what my mission would be
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and so the last post on this thread
Is from your Captain . . . . . . little me!!!

Thank you, everyone - it's been an absolute hoot!