[Me. I Am Salman]

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

Just be quiet.

He's right though. Let's hear what Ryan's contributed to the series then. Go on, I'd love a laugh

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

Aww bless, you had better get off to bed soon, school in morning

And yes you have always in the past (as you well know) had a problem with me & seeked out my posts, probably jealousy, it's a terrible thing you know, but you are only human

I think you best get off to bed soon too, those night nurses won't like you staying up chatting on a BB forum, it's not good for your memory or health hope your hot dinner is nice in your lovely old people's home tomorrow.

Oh definitely a problem yeah, the problem being that you have a terrible taste in housemates, have no clue what makes a good series and are seemingly full of hatred for practically every housemate and every celebrity, it's like a screaming banshee on the forum sometimes. You don't happen to have walked in from the Daily Mail comments section do you? We'll get you back there ASAP

I'd sooner be jealous of a bit of pigs sh*t than I would you. Don't flatter yourself love, you're nothing special babe

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Jack_

He's right though. Let's here what Ryan's contributed to the series then. Go on, I'd love a laugh



I think you best get off to bed soon too, those night nurses won't like you staying up chatting on a BB forum, it's not good for your memory or health hope your hot dinner is nice in your lovely old people's home tomorrow.

Oh definitely a problem yeah, the problem being that you have a terrible taste in housemates, have no clue what makes a good series and are seemingly full of hatred for practically every housemate and every celebrity, it's like a screaming banshee on the forum sometimes. You don't happen to have walked in from the Daily Mail comments section do you? We'll get you back there ASAP

I'd sooner be jealous of a bit of pigs sh*t than I would you. Don't flatter yourself love, you're nothing special babe

So you do follow me round the forum then, well at least you admit it now...

Hatred for EVERY housemate & celebrity?? Really?? Wow...

Only people I hate this series are Speidi, but yeah don't let facts get in the way of your ranting eh

Oh bless, perhaps you are actually in love with me?? Sorry dear, I like people with a bit of maturity...

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

So you do follow me round the forum then, well at least you admit it now...

Hatred for EVERY housemate & celebrity?? Really?? Wow...

Only people I hate this series are Speidi, but yeah don't let facts get in the way of your ranting eh

Oh bless, perhaps you are actually in love with me?? Sorry dear, I like people with a bit of maturity...

Not follow, exaggerating I see again...you're good at that aren't you but certainly when I see you make a dumb comment, I'll be inclined to comment on it. Interestingly enough I see a few others chose to do so in this thread too so what does that tell you?

Nice job missing the 'practically' out and emphasising the EVERY', how very clever of you you know full well you dislike numerous celebrities and dislike numerous housemates every series, whether this one bucks the trend or not (let's be honest there's only a couple you could dislike the rest are devoid of a personality) so don't pretend you don't

oh my I have heard it all now from the Queen of Exaggeration. I wouldn't piss on you sweet cheeks, forget being in love with you. Like I said don't flatter yourself, I'm sure you're not this God-like woman you make yourself out to be

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Not follow, exaggerating I see again...you're good at that aren't you but certainly when I see you make a dumb comment, I'll be inclined to comment on it. Interestingly enough I see a few others chose to do so in this thread too so what does that tell you?

Nice job missing the 'practically' out and emphasising the EVERY', how very clever of you you know full well you dislike numerous celebrities and dislike numerous housemates every series, whether this one bucks the trend or not (let's be honest there's only a couple you could dislike the rest are devoid of a personality) so don't pretend you don't

oh my I have heard it all now from the Queen of Exaggeration. I wouldn't piss on you sweet cheeks, forget being in love with you. Like I said don't flatter yourself, I'm sure you're not this God-like woman you make yourself out to be

Oh please Jack stop, you are making me blush now, I'm so flattered but I am happily taken. I can understand your stalking of me, who wouldn't, but just want you to know nothing will ever come of it x

P.S I'm not into watersports, but don't mind being farted on

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

Oh please Jack stop, you are making me blush now, I'm so flattered but I am happily taken. I can understand your stalking of me, who wouldn't, but just want you to know nothing will ever come of it x

P.S I'm not into watersports, but don't mind being farted on

I feel sorry for your poor partner, having to put up with you every day what a poor man.

It's okay though, I'm not really into deluded old women, I prefer those that are intelligent, never mind eh

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I feel sorry for your poor partner, having to put up with you every day what a poor man.

It's okay though, I'm not really into deluded old women, I prefer those that are intelligent, never mind eh

Oh you are trying to put on brave face Jack, I can tell you are hurting...

My other half is a very very lucky man & for the record I'm not deluded, old or infact a woman

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

Oh you are trying to put on brave face Jack, I can tell you are hurting...

My other half is a very very lucky man & for the record I'm not deluded, old or infact a woman

I'm pretty sure you're hurting more at the fact that I am once again right and you are wrong I'm sorry, you'll grasp it one day.

Well I never...didn't know you were a guy, I've been referring to you as a woman for years and you've never said anything so I never assumed any different, I do apologise (and that's me being serious for once)

You are still deluded though. Sorry

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I'm pretty sure you're hurting more at the fact that I am once again right and you are wrong I'm sorry, you'll grasp it one day.

Well I never...didn't know you were a guy, I've been referring to you as a woman for years and you've never said anything so I never assumed any different, I do apologise (and that's me being serious for once)

You are still deluded though. Sorry

No you are not right & I am not wrong, people have different opinions, the world would be a very boring place if everyone thought the same...

So no I am not deluded thanks, just have differing views to yours

PS: Go to bed, you will be falling asleep during Maths tomorrow

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

No you are not right & I am not wrong, people have different opinions, the world would be a very boring place if everyone thought the same...

So no I am not deluded thanks, just have differing views to yours

PS: Go to bed, you will be falling asleep during Maths tomorrow

Of course it'd be boring, hence why during BB series it's great for those who understand the need for discussion in a series to try and convey that to those who don't. Anyone that can't logically process that is wrong I'm afraid

It is lovely to see you're still trying to peddle the school thing though, but the joke wasn't ever funny and plus, if anyone needs to go to school it's you dear, not me.

[armand.kay]

Originally Posted by Ben

Maybe it's because they were and are good friends. Just throwing that out there?

Nope there's always a game plan even once they've been out the house for like 14 years

[Amy Jade]

Jack owning I see! <3