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Old 30-05-2004, 07:07 PM #1
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Shortly before dinner this evening, Jason's award winning bottom caused quite a stir when the Scots beefcake made an entrance wearing nothing 'butt' an apron and a smile.

There were even some seal noises of approval when the former 'Mr Best Buttocks South Lanarkshire' wandered into the lounge showing off his best feature.

Most excited by the exhibition was Daniel, who had already swooned over Jason's rear the day before.

Daniel's enthusiasm was rewarded when Jason complained that his bum was a little dry. Daniel couldn't believe his luck as he helpfully rubbed lotion into Jason's pert behind. He didn't seem disappointed when he was asked to rub some into his back and shoulders too.



"It's the least I could do," Daniel purred. He's got a lovely bum. Nice buns. Are they cooked yet?"

Though the Hull hairdresser is gay, he claims to only sleep with straight men. According to Daniel, heterosexuals start off saying that if they were gay they'd go for him and end up bedding him. Will macho man Jason be next?

Shell was the only housemate who seemed a little shocked and embarrassed at Jason's derriere display.

Jason bravely risked burning his exposed flesh as he cooked a roast dinner for everyone, but thankfully his nethers were saved a scorching.

Luckily for the hungry housemates, no one seemed put off their dinner as the 'shagger from the shires' served up the chicken.

Dumplings with that?

He's a cheeky boy
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Old 30-05-2004, 07:41 PM #2
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Lucky Daniel, all i can say is Straight men be awear when Daniel is about u may end up in his bed hahaha/
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Old 30-05-2004, 09:34 PM #3
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Ugh. For god's sake, Jason - the only cheeks I want to see are the ones on your face!

Don't think I've seen him fully dressed yet . . . . . . nice guy he may be, but what a plonker!

Someone send him in Sandy's old kilt.
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Yeah I agree I mean for god sake we all know he has muscles he just needs to cover them up now and again.
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Lol, that was hilarious
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