[SiMoN!]

g2g now
dont back down Mark

BYEBYE all

[Sophii3x]

Bye Simon
And ohhhhh he will back down!

[MarkWaldorf]

I wont, bye.

[Sophii3x]

Yes you will

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Yes you will

Continual harassment of my client could see you being sued!

[Chrizzle]

Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour (that won me Hunk of the Year)

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren

Continual harassment of my client could see you being sued!

Just because he's a sleaze who can't take responcability

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour (that won me Hunk of the Year)

Can you win my case?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Don't worry Sophie- I wasn't named Lawyer of the Year 2006 for my dashing good looks and fantastic sense of humour (that won me Hunk of the Year)

And that wasn't why my lawyer, Lauren, is studying at one of Newcastle's finest college and is soon getting a degree in something big.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Markus™

And that wasn't why my lawyer, Lauren, is studying at one of Newcastle's finest college and is soon getting a degree in something big.

Something big, hey?
Shame you don't know what that something big is.

Someone doesn't know their lawyer very well
*gets back to reading Financial Times*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

Just because he's a sleaze who can't take responcability

In concordance with the Law, my client is not required to take responsibility for this child as it was born in wedlock!
Furthermore, I have already outlined that this also means my client is not required to pay any sort of support as breakup was mutual.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle

Something big, hey?
Shame you don't know what that something big is.

Someone doesn't know their lawyer very well
*gets back to reading Financial Times*

The reason my client is unaware of my degree levels is because I like to keep my private life private. It's called professionalism!

[Sophii3x]

WTF Lauren
What is wedlock?

[Chrizzle]

He says after quickly asking her on MSN

Get yer wallet out Mark- Chardonnay is hungry

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
WTF Lauren
What is wedlock?

Both parents were simply in a partnership as opposed to being married. Henceforth, my client (Mark) is not required to take responsibility for the child, and furthermore does not need to pay any form of support unless he agrees otherwise.

[MarkWaldorf]

We're gonna need someone to make the final decision.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren

Both parents were simply in a partnership as opposed to being married. Henceforth, my client (Mark) is not required to take responsibility for the child, and furthermore does not need to pay any form of support unless he agrees otherwise.

But we were together for around 3-4 months

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision.

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Markus™
We're going to need someone to make the final decision.

*cough* Chardonnay!

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Lauren

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

I don't think so Missy

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren

*hits hammer down* I declare that Sophie will receive financial support from the state as the mother is young. Markus Chapman is not required to make any payments or any responsibility.

That's not fair You are his lawyer

Muahahaha I know his surname *reaches for BT phonebook*

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle

I don't think so Missy

Your client has already shown a misunderstanding of the law. At this present time it is clear that my client is in no way inclined or obligated to make the payments or show responsibility.

[Chrizzle]

Did your client, or did he not provide sperm for baby Chardonnay?

[Sophii3x]

Does Markie know anything about the law?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Did your client, or did he not provide sperm for baby Chardonnay?

The DNA results have not yet been produced, as we are aware your client was showing inclinations to other males!

Furthermore, the sperm provided was provided in wedlock with no clear commitments from either parties!