[waterhog]

a new smell every day of the FREEEK and a thank you to John Lewis if it gets me a wife ? 27.12.13

thank you Santa,
this delivery is gratefully accepted,
now all the lady's to me will canter,
a classy gentleman will be detected.
you should be aware of my 2 wife catchers,
"Versace" and the "Bomb of Spice",
these 2 are already causing London heart fractures,
purchased at John Lewis for a great price.
i am yet to ware "Paco Robanne",
but i am sure it will be as sharp as a cactus,
and if one was to say "your my man",
then i will put a tick by "Invictus".
before you go loose,
and need a spanner,
my second gift prepared me better then a goose,
because it is going to find me "The One" by "Dolce & Gabbana".
onto my last save,
it is going to attract class and no weasel,
because this is "only for the Brave",
lastly i present "Diesel".
every day i am working,
the lady's will crumble,
a different fragrance is always lurking,
and if someone "proposes" i will accept and be most humble.

( i am trying to review these 3 aftershaves - 1. "the one" by Dolce and Gabbana 2. "Invictus" by Paco Rabanne 3. "only the brave tattoo" by Diesel but i do bring in aftershaves i have had in the past ie Versace Eros and spice bomb by Victor Rolf. i have tried by hardest to get this to them but i am not to worried if George see's i have copied his song name "Freeek" as i am just trying to add a bit of humor to my poem. if he sues me for copy rights - i am up for the battle as like him - i have seen the white light and it will be a breeze. i would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my poems a happy new year. and if you smell me - don't propose - because i will say yes. and i would also like to wish everyone at the best aftershave dealer in the world - happy christmas everyone all at John Lewis and i hope well i no 2014 is going to be a delightful year for you all.i must not forgot George and team, can not stop, off to walk my dog. ps - we need a new song George - no pressure. queen remix - under pressure. )

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