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CBB13 Celebrity Big Brother 2014 (CBB13) shown January 2014 was won by Jim Davidson.

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Old 27-01-2014, 11:43 PM #201
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A blonde went to a Comet store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Does this make me a sexist or is it just a joke.
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A blonde went to a Comet store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Does this make me a sexist or is it just a joke.
no, it makes you a single man
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lol now your scaring me dont name it , the thing will want a ring next lol
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lol now your scaring me dont name it , the thing will want a ring next lol
knee high boots and a prada bag filled with corn
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Yes, let's blame his wife for being beaten. Because that's the classy thing to do.
I don't think that's what Kaz was meaning, she was just wondering why Jim only has a history of abuse with one wife, what was going on in his life that he resorted to such incidents etc... at least that particular marriage was short lived and his wife didn't put up with it for long, evidently they weren't right for each other.
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Well I'm reading his autobiography Zee .I'll let you know,tell you what it's fascinating so far.
Oh I'd be interested to know more, definitely! Hope the rest of it is a good read!
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I don't think that's what Kaz was meaning, she was just wondering why Jim only has a history of abuse with one wife, what was going on in his life that he resorted to such incidents etc... at least that particular marriage was short lived and his wife didn't put up with it for long, evidently they weren't right for each other.
That's exactly what I meant Zee
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will let you know
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I don't think that's what Kaz was meaning, she was just wondering why Jim only has a history of abuse with one wife, what was going on in his life that he resorted to such incidents etc... at least that particular marriage was short lived and his wife didn't put up with it for long, evidently they weren't right for each other.
We don't know if it was with just one wife. It's not something you shout out from the roof tops. Neither do you end up hurting someone physically because you're just not right for eachother.
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Honestly, we had all sorts of questioning as to the housmates form each other in this series and to be quite frank, early on there was a great deal of behind Ollie's back speculation as to whether he was gay or bi sexual.
However talk about clutching at straws, Jim asked Ollie if he could ask him a personal question and did so then added did he mind him asking that.
Ollie's response was no he didn't mind, it wasn't a nasty question, housemates do try to learn as much about each other as they can,I saw not a thing wrong as to the question.

As to the title quote of this thread,Jim doesn't word everything right, no one can all the time.
At last however in the house with miserable Linda gone it does seem the remaining housemates are able to see a joke and take a joke and not look for petty moans at everything one or more of them say.
Even Luisa has become far more relaxed and happier.

This looks like heading for a good end to the series with a very happy house, having a lot of fun and banter,it is great to see too.
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Absolutely love Jim and have been touched by the fact that family members of those that have nominated him/moaned at him for so long have recognised how lovely he is and has been. However, I must admit that that joke made be gag a bit, then laugh, the feel bad that I laughed, then gag a bit more, then shrug and think "Edgy, but that's what makes him a successful comedian".
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He has a pervy look about him. Sorry to those who love him. Its just my observation
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That is a perverted comment. Just my observation.
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leer factor 10.... When the lights go out all you can see is jim straining to see over to lee and casey or luisa
The inappropriate comments are really unfunny and never get a laugh in the house just an embarrassed silence.
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