In the absence of nothing better to do with her time in the Bedsit, Emma has taken to chatting to one of the cameras looking in on the Bedsit through a two-way mirror.
While her fellow roommate watched the rest of the housemates sitting on the sofas as they prepared to make their nominations, Emma pleaded to be taken out on a date by a faceless cameraman who she presumed lurked somewhere behind the two-way mirror.
"If I go out with a nice guy, I won't fart or anything," she promised, with her face squashed up against the mirror, behind which she assumed was a camera.
"I know I'm a bit chubby and I've got a big teeth and everything, but would you take me out on a date?" she persisted.
Disco mirror
As unlikely as it was that Emma's pitch for a courtship was going to end in success, she did herself no favours by proceeding to hold up a palm full of her recently (and dirty) clipped toenails.
"Juicy!" she squawked into the camera.
The former holiday entertainer made little headway with a furious dance routine designed to show that she was a "good dancer", nor with a leering wink in profile that was intended to display her "good side", so in the end she gave up.
"You've hurt my feelings but it's okay," she sighed.
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14-06-2004, 04:49 PM
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