[Jessica.]

My dinner was disgusting so I wasn't able to eat it, I have it in my room atm but I want to bring a clean plate downstairs so my mother thinks I ate it. Can pasta block a toilet if I spill it in? Is there a better way to dispose of it?

[Smithy]

out the window

[Kate!]

Scrape it out the window. Birds will eat it .

[Ryan57]

Beat me to it. ^^^

[Jessica.]

But it's raining so it will turn to mush in the garden at the front of the house and i can't put it out the back window either because we have an extension on the bottom floor and you can easily see the top of it from the landing.

[Smithy]

wrap it up in toilet paper and flush it (but not all at once)

[lily.]

Put it in the toilet.. do it with more than one flush if necessary.

[Ryan57]

Put it in a carrier bag and sneak it outside into a bin.

[Benjamin]

throw it at her

[lily.]

Don't.

[reece(:]

Give it to the dog

[Drew.]

Eat it

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

throw it at her

I wish I could tbh.

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

throw it at her

[Jessica.]

I will try flushing a bit and see if it works.

[Kate!]

Yes - flush it in batches ...

#anorexicsareus

[Jessica.]

I have transferred the pasta to an empty crisp packet so I don't have to carry the plate with me.

[Jessica.]

The pasta has been disposed of, I would like to thank everyone who made this happen, I couldn't have done it without you.

[InOne]

Now order a pizza

[Jessica.]

there's no pizza places open at this time

[InOne]

A friday night? Most here will open until 1 or 2am

[Me. I Am Salman]

How can something so ordinary like pasta be so inedible that you can't just grit your teeth (obviously not literally) and eat it up. I have no time for over the top fussy drama queens like that

[Jessica.]

because she used mushrooms that were rotting and the pasta was like months old, even though i bought fresh spaghetti and mushrooms on wednesday

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Salman!

How can something so ordinary like pasta be so inedible that you can't just grit your teeth (obviously not literally) and eat it up. I have no time for over the top fussy drama queens like that

lol Sal. It might not be properly cooked.

[Me. I Am Salman]

ok that is vile