[the truth]

really mark ? really? I dont believe a word you say

luke outed mark on bbots last night as a serial wannabbee desperado....a man so obsessed with getting on BB for years attending all the parties and creeping around after contestants and staff to try and get his face in there...luke reckons mark has planned his entire behaviour and performance for years in advance, i believe luke.

hes the most predictable contrived hm ever

pretend to be dumb - tick
suck up to all people to stay in the game - tick
exaggerate campness - tick
hopelessly superficial and appearance obsessed - tick
incapable of social interaction beyonganything beyond that of an infant- tick
utterly self centred- tick
loud and predictable- tick
fake showmance - tick
in the words of the great jo pesci- funny? funny how? like a clown

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by the truth

really mark ? really? I dont believe a word you say

luke outed mark on bbots last night as a serial wannabbee desperado....a man so obsessed with getting on BB for years attending all the parties and creeping around after contestants and staff to try and get his face in there...luke reckons mark has planned his entire behaviour and performance for years in advance, i believe luke.

hes the most predictable contrived hm ever

pretend to be dumb - tick
suck up to all people to stay in the game - tick
exaggerate campness - tick
hopelessly superficial and appearance obsessed - tick
incapable of social interaction beyonganything beyond that of an infant- tick
utterly self centred- tick
loud and predictable- tick
fake showmance - tick
in the words of the great jo pesci- funny? funny how? like a clown

He was spot on, oh the joy if he got booted tonight.

[LukeB]

for once in my life i actually agree with Luke from bb9

[jessicadanielle]

I agree he is very contrived. We've spotted lots of playing dumb acts.. He even repeated "escape goat" again last night! So transparent that he's trying to be the funny silly Scouser who screams at stuff and cares too much about his hair. Nevertheless, I quite enjoy watching him sometimes, and I don't think he's over the top all the time. He was particularly refreshing in the weeks where Helen etc. were just a constant onslaught. I'll be pretty gutted if he wins though because he just tries too hard.

On a side note, I don't think he literally meant that he didn't know what unpredictable means. When he asked Christopher "what does that mean?", I think he just wanted Christopher to say what's so unpredictable about him.

[Rob!]

Absolutely spot on. Revealed if anything by when he asked Christophwr what unpredictable meant and was replied "it means when you can't predict your behaviour" and he understood.

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by the truth

really mark ? really? I dont believe a word you say

luke outed mark on bbots last night as a serial wannabbee desperado....a man so obsessed with getting on BB for years attending all the parties and creeping around after contestants and staff to try and get his face in there...luke reckons mark has planned his entire behaviour and performance for years in advance, i believe luke.

hes the most predictable contrived hm ever

pretend to be dumb - tick
suck up to all people to stay in the game - tick
exaggerate campness - tick
hopelessly superficial and appearance obsessed - tick
incapable of social interaction beyonganything beyond that of an infant- tick
utterly self centred- tick
loud and predictable- tick
fake showmance - tick
in the words of the great jo pesci- funny? funny how? like a clown

Totally correct

[Pete.]

We got past his 'playing dumb' act in Week 1 now we appreciate him as a great housemate.

[Sophiee]

I feel like him saying 'what does that mean?' has just become a habit.

[sampvt]

Oh I forgot to mention that he is a personal and very close friend of Rylan and knows what it takes to win, plus I wouldnt put it past Rylan to have maybe tipped him the wink on a few tasks or the running order of the show for a heads up.

[Sophiee]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Oh I forgot to mention that he is a personal and very close friend of Rylan and knows what it takes to win, plus I wouldnt put it past Rylan to have maybe tipped him the wink on a few tasks or the running order of the show for a heads up.

'close friend'? they got one picture together .

[MeMyselfAndI]

Originally Posted by Sophiee

'close friend'? they got one picture together .

Ikr, I'm fed up of people saying this, getting a picture with a celebrity doesn't mean that you're close friends & have each other's numbers

[the truth]

escape goat x 1001 sooooooo contrived

[Marc]

He's fakeeeee

[Lister of Smeg]

Ive long suspected that Mark is acting thick