[Ryan57]

The most hilarious thing about the penalty was the fact he waited like 15 seconds to take it... then in the end skied it.

[Brother Leon]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

The most hilarious thing about the penalty was the fact he waited like 15 seconds to take it... then in the end skied it.

LOL

He side footed it too. I can't talk though. My pens were awful.

[Locke.]

Slipped in my run up, grass was too wet

[Ryan57]

Tbf to Locke, in the game where it was just me and him he actually got through on goal and was unlucky to not score. Hit it well, but the keeper saved it unfortunately.

[Drew.]

None of these one on one misses under my captaincy otherwise you'll be getting a right bollocking

[Ryan57]

This is the tactic...

I break up play...

I give it Drew...

He puts it on a plate for either Locke or Leon...

And it's upto those pair to score...

Need them to become Falcao and Costa.

[Drew.]

Purds and Leon making great runs to beat the offside trap crying to me to play in a through ball only for me to blast it out of the ground from 35 yards out

[Brother Leon]

Me and Locke just keep running into each other. Hopefully Locke finds his mic next time around and we can communicate better

[Drew.]

I have found the team on the EA website



Early season stats

[Ryan57]

Need to improve my Pro so that pass success ratio can be in the mid 80s.

[Brother Leon]

Locke's stats FFS

[Drew.]

[waterhog]

hi everyone. i am not a fan but my friend asked me to put a few words together to show some support. hope you all enjoy. catch you later drew and good luck with team - and if they win - remember me OK

Simpdoria FC encouragement from Drew on thisisbigbrother 28.09.14

time to get sporty
i am supporting the crew
if you have to play naughty
its ok by me and Drew.
walk out brave
fear you must all hide
the ball is your slave
wack it with pride.
humiliate your opponents
make them pant
call them the rodents
and work stronger and harder then any ant.
around the pitch whiz
the crowd will adore
like a can will fizz
the sparkle is in the score.
the game will end with euphoria
fans won't cover
you slaughtered them " Simpdoria"
and this was inspired by "Drew"on thisisbigbrother.

[Drew.]

This does not ****ing slip now!!!

Listen. Listen. This is gone.

We go to Stadio Simpico. Exactly the same.

We go again. Come on!!!!!!

Simpdoria SIMDORIA UNITED!!!!

[Ryan57]

Thank you, Waterhog. That should go in the OP. It's our anthem now.

[Brother Leon]

Originally Posted by Drew.

This does not ****ing slip now!!!

Listen. Listen. This is gone.

We go to Stadio Simpico. Exactly the same.

We go again. Come on!!!!!!

Simpdoria SIMDORIA UNITED!!!!

-Locke slips last min and confirms our relegation-

[Ryan57]

Relegation, Leon? You think we'll actually get promoted to even have a chance to get relegated?

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by waterhog

hi everyone. i am not a fan but my friend asked me to put a few words together to show some support. hope you all enjoy. catch you later drew and good luck with team - and if they win - remember me OK

Simpdoria FC encouragement from Drew on thisisbigbrother 28.09.14

time to get sporty
i am supporting the crew
if you have to play naughty
its ok by me and Drew.
walk out brave
fear you must all hide
the ball is your slave
wack it with pride.
humiliate your opponents
make them pant
call them the rodents
and work stronger and harder then any ant.
around the pitch whiz
the crowd will adore
like a can will fizz
the sparkle is in the score.
the game will end with euphoria
fans won't cover
you slaughtered them " Simpdoria"
and this was inspired by "Drew"on thisisbigbrother.

How can we possibly lose another game after this

[Brother Leon]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

Relegation, Leon? You think we'll actually get promoted to even have a chance to get relegated?

Good point

[Ryan57]

BREAKING NEWS:

I've just discovered Locke's stats are actually Played 6 Scored 1!!!.

He scored when he bundled it in after tripping over the centre back and goalkeeper. It wasn't pretty but our marksman has got off the mark after all.

[Brother Leon]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

BREAKING NEWS:

I've just discovered Locke's stats are actually Played 6 Scored 1!!!.

He scored when he bundled it in after tripping over the centre back and goalkeeper. It wasn't pretty but our marksman has got off the mark after all.

That was me Locke threw himself to the ground to try steal it, but failed

[Locke.]

Yeah, I got the header that hit the bar and bounced down then that prick got a knee on it or something and then about 10 players were all falling over eachother trying to get the final touch and it just rolled over the line

[Ryan57]

Its gone down as Locke's goal on FIFA.

[Brother Leon]

Weird how it says u got 2 goals up there.. Maybe the game glitches and gave it to both of us somehow

[Brother Leon]

There have been many critics. But come midnight tonight(or tomorrow depending on illness). The Captain and Leader will strap on his headset, turn on his controller and into the Cauldron of Hostility, will lead his men to the promise land. To territory not yet seen by these young,brave warriors....to a win.