[waterhog]

shopping tricks and the Christmas buzz and the best shop in the world and my love for googlebox 15.11.14

this is no free rap
its no exclusive package
because your wallet shops will tap
and hopefully you will comprehend this language.
on the 25 of December he was born
now fast forward to this robbery heist
most business's is not publicity torn
using any trick or persuasion even "Jesus Christ".
come and buy this selection
sweets of every brand
saving the planet has no detection
extra wrappers and higher cost is underhand.
but its not all grim
let me wash away some worry's
like on "googlebox"did you love the JL penguin
was you critical on sainsburys.
special offers and promotions "is it a con"
for quality i don't have any fuzz
you have to meet my dealer john
because Christmas at john lewis is my family buzz.

( i am very sorry if anyone feels i am a bah hum bug over Christmas but i am already a little tired of it. i no i will get into the spirit when i get my xmas shopping in and i have no doubt in where i am going. if you would like to shop with the best or want to browse the merchandise please feel free http://www.johnlewis.com/ if you would like to get me anything for xmas ? at the top of my list - is a beautiful tasteful poem to wooooooo me. and if i am impressed - i will be under your tree tree on Christmas eve. ps i do not like desperate people so please don't throw yourself at me. i will narrow the list down each day on your poem reply's on this forum and keep you informed on who i am liking so you no if you need to up your poetry, but i am expecting it to be very busy. ps if only one person reply's - i am all yours - there is no question or contest. and to top off Christmas, it would be fantastic if ch4 done a googlebox xmas special hint hint ch4. )

[waterhog]

is anyone out there ?

helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[waterhog]

man on the prowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllll

[waterhog]

i get so lonely lonely lonely - got to be some good times i had.

[waterhog]

i am going back to bed.


if you do reply - i am waiting as one eyes is open and leaving pc on.

[waterhog]

remember about desperation - its so off putting to me.

[waterhog]

feel free to reply at any time

[waterhog]

anyone

[waterhog]

someone

[waterhog]

find me someone to love

[waterhog]

are you still here ?

[waterhog]

take the hint why don't you

[Drew.]

You alright there waterhog

[waterhog]

no

[waterhog]

waitning for celeb to start - bored - what you up to drew?

[Drew.]

I'm just waiting for i'm a celeb to start as well waterhog.

[Marsh.]

You do realise it's called Gogglebox? Not Googlebox?

[waterhog]

my swelling and fraction is just fine the way it is marsh but thats for the curry.