[Hooly One]

Earlier today, despite not being on speaking terms with Big Brother, Victor decided to take issue with the all-seeing one in the Diary Room.

Clutching a welcome pack in one hand and a lime in the other, Victor expressed annoyance at the fact that he and Jason had been denied the right to nominate this week.

Describing Jason as his "henchman" he told of the result of depriving them of their nominations.

"You left me like a sitting duck... 'cos it's hunting season," he accused, tossing the lime in the air.

He paused for dramatic impact before adding, "But...you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to catch the Slickman."

Leaning back in the Diary Room chair he smugly informed Big Brother, "But I will be here next week against your best efforts," and resumed tossing his lime.

Despite receiving no response from Big Brother his rhetoric continued.

"Today we're having a silent day. What it's in aid of I don't quite know," he admitted.

In burbling mode he went on, "Silence can be a good thing... Not too often, not too many times, not too few times... once in a while."

Still enjoying the sound of his own voice, he sought inspiration for his next monologue, turning to the Welcome Pack.

Staring into the camera he informed Big Brother that he was going to re-familiarise himself with its contents, "as you've asked me to do. So. Many. Times."

The "henchman"


Reading aloud from the blue folder Victor addressed the camera directly. He started to read the rules aloud pausing briefly only to belch and mutter, "Excuse me... too much soup."

Occasionally taking a breather from the bedtime story-style reading he would take issue with the all-seeing one, stabbing at the page with his finger for emphasis.

"You are not permitted to discuss your nominations," he intoned, reading from the rules. Looking up from the folder he reprimanded Big Brother, "This is what you've been trying to nail me for... don't do it again."

Idly flicking through the folder he informed the all-seeing one, "I could be here for a while."

But as he ran out of reading material and inspiration, Victor finally fell silent. Flinging the folder aside he laughed to himself before pacing the Diary Room... and leaving.

Well, glad that was sorted.

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[She Devil]

He is so funny

[Kore]

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