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Old 08-06-2007, 09:43 AM #1
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Call the cops! Someone's left a nasty present on the toilet floor...

If there are any detectives from CSI in town, they may want to pay a visit to the Big Brother House, because a crime has been committed - a crime that's left everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. So heinous that even Kim and Aggie would baulk.

Someone - as yet unknown - left a small brown calling card in the toilet. A dirty protest if you will...

"Are you 100 percent sure?" asked a puzzled Ziggy, but Nicky was absolutely adamant. "It was a poo," she gasped, wrinkling her nose in disgust, "on the floor!"

"We need to find out who did this," said Ziggy in his best, hardened cop accent. "We need to speak to [Big Brother] and find out who's done this."

Charley was on the warpath too. "I'll tell you something now, yeah," she snarled, "that is not ******* acceptable. This is a clean House - why should we have to smell s**t on the floor?"

"Whoever did it should confess now and apologise to everybody," added Nicky.

As the row rumbled on, many theories were put forward. Tracey suggested that it might have been "a small mammal". But Carole snuffed out that idea, saying "there's no cats in our garden," before donning a pair of industrial-strength rubber gloves.

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Thought this was hilarious .. just had to be posted
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Trust good old Carole to clean up the mess...... LOL
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Bet it was Carole who did it.
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Bet it was Carole who did it.
Eww I wonder who did commit the crime.
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Bet it was Carole who did it.
I doubt it would of been her afterall it was a little deposit
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but its funny.
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Lesley I Bet
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Lol I reckon it was Lesley as well, or Tracey lol cos she tried to blame a small mammal lmao!
Can't wait to see this on highlights tonight.
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I don't understand how you get poo on the floor. Did one of them shake their arse and flick it?
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Oh for goodness sake Baz... that conjured up a mental image I didn't want to have...
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Shake that ass.....................
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That's a bit disgusting... ... whatever happened to co-operating and clearing up your own mess?! Oh I forgot - this is a BB house.
Should be interesting to watch on the highlights, I guess, lol.
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yuck! LOL.. that really is a crime!

it'll be fun to see em row over this HAHA!
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Oh for goodness sake Baz... that conjured up a mental image I didn't want to have...
Lmao.

Still want to know who commited the crime may have to call Grisom in from CSI to find out.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... how can this happen.... its certainly doesnt happen by accident..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Yuk - I hope it wasn't a floater!

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A floater? On the floor? lol. (Hope noone is eating whilst reading this!)
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yuck i think they should be put up for nomination for breaking the health rule
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They have to find the culprit first. Maybe a skidmark inspection might do it!
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errrrrr would you do a skidmark inspection?
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A floater? On the floor? lol. (Hope noone is eating whilst reading this!)
#suddenly my sausage sarnie doesnt seem apealing anymore#
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errrrrr would you do a skidmark inspection?
Via videolink from afar, yes.
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