[Hooly One]

One soldier thinks the powers that be are doing a good job in the Big Brother Boot Camp.

Private Stuart had a sympathetic chat with his superior, Sergeant Michelle, telling her, "It's tough being a sergeant."

Having had a hellish morning, Michelle agreed it was.

"You're doing a fantastic job," he said sweetly, before asking her "you ready for some cruisin'?" as they went for another of their handholding strolls around the garden.

The Sergeant then told Stuart she certainly wouldn't be joining the Forces anytime in the near future.

"Everything about it is utterly awesome," Stuart said, disagreeing, "apart from the fact you've got to be shot at."

Michelle's annoyance about Ahmed this morning had calmed, but she admitted she couldn't get over her bewilderment at his presence in the House. She told Stu she felt Ahmed should have been prepared for the sort of things he was facing in the House.

"Everyone was told it was going to be extra hard this year," she opined.

But Stuart played Devil's Advocate, suggesting there could be things she'd refuse to do in a task.

"What if you were told a housemate had to skydive?" he asked, before commenting, "My Dad doesn't have to wear a suit to work" - another brief broadcast from Planet Stuart that bore no relation to the conversation preceding or following it.

Just cruisin'...


Back on earth again, Stuart said last night's sentry duty shift had been no problem.

"Did you think about me? Say 'yes'," said Michelle.

"Yes," he said, obediently.

Trainee mortgage advisor Michelle then tried to explain mortgages to Stuart, something that might come in handy for the future.

But Stuart struggled with the concept, "I don't even understand what a mortgage is," he said.

But Stuart does want to buy a house, so Michelle started taking his application. "Are you single?" she asked, like she'd just met him across her desk...

For the second time this morning Michelle asked for reassurance. "Do you think I make a good Sergeant, Stu?" she asked.

"You make a fantastic sergeant," he said, without hesitation.

"Are you saying that because I'm your girly?" Michelle asked.

He hadn't, he said. And she thought that was cool.

Mega-amazing...

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[Mike]

Its starting to annoy me now that he can never step one word out of line around Michelle because she seems to strees out, people call Jason boring but what does she do? just follows Stu around all day, again thats only my opinion though.

[Kore]

i agree with you mike!