[Pete.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

~Oh whatever I haven't kept count~ STUART PILKINGTON



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Tbh all I remember is Rachel being booed for his eviction and Davina cackling. The nasty twat. He cried over his daughter and failed to crowd surf because nobody wanted to associate themselves with his dull, extremely pointless existence. His Showmance was dull as **** as well. Like what a useless human being. Bore off.

I save Mario and if you don't like that then open your eyes.

Davina laughed at everyone getting booed?

[MB.]

so should I do my noms or

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Davina laughed at everyone getting booed?

I must have only remembered it for Rachel because she was constantly awful about her.

[Pete.]

How far behind is Rihce?

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I must have only remembered it for Rachel because she was constantly awful about her.

I personally didn't see the Rachel hate from Davina, if I remember correctly she was really happy about Rachel winning but had to talk to her about 'sitting on the fence' because that was the main viewers consensus :///////. However Davina on Big Mouth I think used to attack people who said she sat on the fence by saying that Rachel's scathing DR entries were iconic and thankfully went to task on Mario for being horrible to Rachel when she had been nothing but nice to him

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by MB.

so should I do my noms or

Do them!

[MB.]

(coming right up)

[MB.]

Time for an early noughties massacre methinks...

Andrew / Craig / Nichola / Stuart / Paul / Dean / Jonny / Justine / Cameron
Vanessa / Jonathan / Dale / Govan / Jay / Anton / Sallie / Tamara / Cristian

...you know the drill...

(I'm not entirely sure half of these haven't been cut already)

[Marsh.]

Not Justine. </3

[Pete.]

Vanessa Nimmo



Vanessa quickly fell into the 'nice but dull' squad with her strong friendship with Shell and Daniel which meant that she quickly faded into irrelevance. She was also a calming influence towards Kitten too and was eventually the reason as to why she got out of the house because Kitten wanted her to have the money (LOL).

She grew into a hate figure during the bedsit task when she was exposed as being two faced to stellar fan favourite Michelle when she thought she had been evicted. Also during that week Vanessa became closer to the Jungle Cats and thus a hatred for Nadia and Marco grew. Also that week she let Jason molest her on the radiator which led to uncomfortable live feed footage but a hilarious moment for Emma and Michelle to revel in.

Anyway this all built up and of course fight night happened. Arguably you could say that Vanessa did not do much during fight night. Wrong - apparently after Vanessa screamed '**** OFF NADIA' she went and hit Nadia (and Nadia retaliated but w/e) which led to security being called into the house.

After producer's threw her a lifeline of having an extended week she did nothing lol but her actions on fight night got her evicted with a hefty 86% of the vote so good going girl.


I save Sallie Axl too because high street all the way

[Jake.]

save craig, evict tamara

[MB.]

(so now Reece has two cuts to make oops)

[Black Dagger]

Save Anton, cut Jay

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

(so now Reece has two cuts to make oops)

and 3 writeups WELP

[Shaun]

bubble's already gone luv

[Black Dagger]

Bubble is gone luv

[Black Dagger]

Poor Rihce as well having his game go on without him.

[Shaun]

Save Dean Cut Cameron

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

bubble's already gone luv

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Bubble is gone luv

...I triple checked as well.

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)



Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

[Daniel-X]

Cristian MJC - BB16:



'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

[Jake.]

Tamara Stewart-Wood
Big Brother 15 (19th Place)



The best thing Tamara brought to BB15? Being evicted first.

Tamara Wood, everybody.. The self confessed "MANiPULATOR" (hm) who went on about how she likes to be in control and doesn't let men walk all over her etc in her VT. A promising proposition, we all love a bit of a feisty female and it looked like Tamara was going to deliver. Wrong. A few days in and she had already had the life sucked from her cheek bones by none other than Winston (and then got all pissy on twitter when he decided to move on to someone with an actual personality). Cuddles in the pod, date nights for two and feet-rubbing is pretty much what Tamara had to offer. It could be argued that she was Helen's partner in crime, but then again if she was she done a pretty naff job (aside from the odd bitchy comment here and there, she pretty much replied to Helen with a "yeah, I agree" each time). Perhaps she was guilty by association, but she had to go one way or another and her early departure is one of 15s only saving graces. Had she of stayed she'd have only slid herself further into Helen's arse anyway.

Tamara reminds me of a balloon, deflating over a week. Except it was never really pumped in the first place. A flat, rubbery balloon which exhaled a puff of air once every few hours.

[Black Dagger]

The fact a massive homophobe who had the most drama all week stayed over her <3333

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

The fact a massive homophobe who had the most drama all week stayed over her <3333

a miracle

[MB.]

So yeah I kind of messed that up but thanks for the cuts. Andrew, Stuart, Paul, Justine, Jonathan and Govan are left and I don't envy you three at all (lol)