[Mrluvaluva]

From The Sun

BRAINLESS Brian last night told Big Brother he think girls poo like rabbits after being quizzed in the diary room.

In yet another classic outburst, the dizzy data entry clerk from Essex had earlier told fellow housemates of his disbelief that women poo.

Big Brother then took the opportunity to quiz him further on his beliefs when he was asked to visit the diary room and take part in a task to win emergency supplies for the house.

He was asked questions on Shakespeare, another of Brian’s weak points, and Village People lyrics before BB asked him if women poo, to which he said:

"It's not proper poo. It's like rabbit poo... girls that I know don't do proper full-on dumps. But I'll say yes."

He managed to win fags, food and cider for the house, which went down a treat.

Will this man’s comedy-genius ever wane? Let’s hope not!

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[Mrluvaluva]

Brian is a bit thick isn't he?

[natjake2504]

he is that thick i really do think its cute

[Mrluvaluva]

Hmmmm. I can't believe some of the things he says.

[natjake2504]

i know i think he does act but if he is gen its really sweet as big brother is normally full of women bimbos so its nice that we have a lad bimbo this year

[Mrluvaluva]

Lad bimbo! LMAO.

[Mrluvaluva]

LMAO