[Hooly One]

The Jungle Cats are contemplating what could be their last night of prowling together - and a name change.

"This could be the likely lads' last night," said Victor to Jason and Ahmed, renaming the JCs after the 70s TV show for no apparent reason.

Jason, of course, has no worries this week. But Victor and Ahmed are both up for eviction and it's never far from their thoughts, with both of them talking about what could potentially happen if they leave the House tomorrow.

"If there's a forum [on the Big Brother website] I'm going to look back and see all the messages from the start to the finish," Victor decided. "'Victor, we love you'. 'Victor you're a dick,'" he chuckled.

With Victor not needing his ego massaged, Jason talked up Ahmania. "Youll probably have your own calendar," he suggested, alluding to Ahmed's popularity in the outside world.

Vestal virgins - just Ahmed's cup of tea


"You should do some pornos," said Jay. "A grand an hour, banging busty babes. You last for five hours," he said of his buddy's unlikely sexual prowess.

"If they're all virgins, I'll do it for free," Ahmed sniggered.

"Banged by the straight talker," chipped in cheerleader Victor, not helping the already unsavoury image.

"You cannot do five hours after coming from here," love-god Ahmed advised. "You need exercise first. Like when you're starving you get full quickly."

Victor has been thinking about the eviction more than anyone and keeps speculating about what he might do if he's booted from the House tomorrow night. "I might have to drop the trousers and show the bum," he said at one point.

Victor's bum or Ahmed's porn career? All will be revealed tomorrow.

Not literally, we hope...

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[Lance]

Hi Hooly!

Yawn they love themselves!

[Hooly One]

Hi Lance

Yep, there egos need popping

[Lance]

If Victor isnt evicted his head will be enough to help him float out of the house!lol!

[Hooly One]

[Lance]