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Jeremy: "Naomi it's time to find out the results, I know this means a lot to you, stay strong darling."
Naomi: "Oh god I cant do this! Get it over with quick." Jeremy: "I can reveal that the mother of your child Naomi is..." |
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Jeremy: "Norah"
Kathy: "oh for **** sake, you ****ing cheated on me didn't you, I'm ****ing kill you." Kathy starts hitting Norah, security aren't around, oh dear... Naomi: "What? No, oh god! Kathy I'm sorry." |
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Kathy starts jumping on Norah, punching away.
Kathy: "You ****ing slut, I ****ing loved you." Norah: "I'm sorry, please forgive me." Naomi bursts into tears and leaves the stage. Jeremy: "HOLD ON WAIT, I RED IT WRONG!!!!" Last edited by Will.; 27-09-2015 at 05:48 PM. |
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MEET NOREEN - toy store owner! ![]() Meet fierce, sassy bitch Noreen, who ain't here for a good time, she's here to make business. "I would beat a bear to death to succeed, take note Mary, Noreen is here!" Noreen is a self-confessed ******, "I'd go to my level 1 BTEC in Hair and Beauty dressed as a woman, I loved it! Once an old woman gave me a dirty a look on the bus, I told her to break a hip when she walked down the bus stairs." Noreen can't stand non classy people, or chavs for that matter, "you have to look the part everyday." "I tend to go to fine places as me is an attractive, classy, stylish woman." Noreen appeared on Big Brother 2014, under the name of "Pauline." Noreen is a massive fan of Miley Cyrus: "I love her gash." Noreen killed her mum after finding out she called her teacher to say she hadn't done her homework: "what a bitch, I pushed her out the window at the earliest opportunity." Noreen and Norah are old flames and would resurrect the soul of Ken Morley in Subway's toilet whilst licking each other out. Ken had one word for the ladies: "Boobies" Last edited by Will.; 01-10-2015 at 04:19 PM. |
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