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I apologise in advance for the car crash you're about to witness.
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Fairy Tale of Serious Debates
By Kirk & Kizzy

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(We see a piano wheeled onto the stage that's being played by Kirk, Kizzy is draped over it.)
KIRK
I was locked in Tibb Towers
In the Ban Cells
The Truth said to me,
'I'm a victim of misandry!'
And then he ranted on
about evil girls and gays
I put him on ignore
And dreamed of flaying you

I'm so completely done
You make me want to swallow a gun
I'm really hoping
that Josy bans you
Have a ****ty Christmas
I hate you Kizzy
I want a better tibb
A tibb without you

KIZZY
There's topics about Isis and peados
But you have to deal with Kirk
That old weirdo
He smells like dried piss on a warm Summer's day
He's strange and creepy and probably gay

KIZZY
You were hateful
KIRK
You were petty
Queen of reporting
KIRK & KIZZY
The mods' patience waned
Their inboxes were strained
Livia was screaming
All the members were baiting
Ashley wept in the corner
And we were banned for the night
(Chaos breaks out on the stage as Livia is lowered from the ceiling atop a giant Menorah. She throws a Court wig thingy at Ashley's feet as she yells out 'a fake wig for a fake bitch!'. LT and Josh get into a physical fight over a discussion about Jeremy Corbyn and Nigel Farage. Somebody mentions Kate McCann which causes Kazanne to have a rage induced seizure while Nedusa invades the stage wearing a tin foil hat screaming in horror about the fact that a Muslim smiled at him on the train. The Truth wanders the stage listlessly, repeating the same thing over and over 'Oh won't somebody please think of the increase in Male Suicides!'

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

(The Piano is lifted into the air in a dramatic fashion, Kirk and Kizzy hold on for dear life as someone forgot to give them safety harnesses. One of Kizzy's shoes falls from above and kills Jack_)
KIZZY
You're a twat
You're a fanny
KIRK
You look like a ******
Less Caitlyn, more Lauren
Was your old name Warren?

KIZZY
You ballbag
You skeez
You rancid dick cheese
Happy Christmas you arse
I pray god it's your last

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

KIRK
Your face brings me pain
KIZZY
Oh shut up you wank stain
You look like a corpse
That's been set on fire
KIRK
I hate everything about you
Your voice makes me groan
It's such a lifeless drone
There's more soul in a SatNav

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

(The wires holding the piano aloft snap, the piano falls and crushes the SD regulars below. The mods are visibly overcome with joyful emotion as they realise that the carnage wrought on their email inboxes by the endless SD reports have finally come to an end. They walk off stage cheering but they fail to notice Kizzy's hand twitching and reaching for the report button.)
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Nice of you to put in an early introduction for my performance anyhow
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-princess diana's chauffeur, 31st August, 1997-
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(yes i think it's best we all avoid this song next year)

(but thank you for trying dean. don't call us we'll call you etc)
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(yes i think it's best we all avoid this song next year)

(but thank you for trying dean. don't call us we'll call you etc)
You say that, Fairytale of New York came on the TV just as I started reading

It's a sign from G-O-D
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Didn't the introduction to Xmasvision last year rip off the Pogues as well
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BYE DEAN
TATA. Josiah are you still with us? I love your voice. Are you single?
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