[Livia]

I quite fancy the idea of being lowered from the ceiling on a giant menorah.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Frostula.

morbid; yet hilarious...

That's TiBB's new tagline sorted

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Dezzy!

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Dezzy!

[kirklancaster]

Dezzy you sly twot - This made me ****ing piss my pants. It's Grand Guignol. It's hilarious. It's burst my gut. Absolutely 1,000 % one of my favourites.

[Tom4784]

I knew I should have gone for a Marsh centric take of Bananarama's 'Love in the First Degree' s0b.

[Shaun]

.

Originally Posted by Mistletom*

Mock's Dinner
by Mystic Mock ft. gamepodfan

A COVER OF:

Youtube video

THE CAST:
Mock (Actor used):

Spoiler:

Mother (Actress used):

Spoiler:

Gamepodfan:

Spoiler:

Dancers:

Spoiler:

*A man sitting at a table is revealed by a glowing spotlight. In front of him is an empty plate and he has a glum expression on his face*

[MOCK]
I am sitting in the evening
Where’s my dinner- Where’s my mother?
I am waiting at the table
For my mum to serve the yummies

And she opens her eyes halfway
And before I even argue
She is wrapped up in a blanket
How dare she be sleeping??

[instrumental]
*Mock walks over to a bed in which there is a woman inside and begins chatting to her*

[NARATTOR]
"Please let me sleep, or no dinner for you"
Says the mother in the warm bed
To the son who has come in
He is shaking his fist at her

[MOCK]
And she looks the other way
As I’m begging for spaghetti-o’s
She’s pretending not to see me
Mum, How do I pour the milk??

[instrumental]

*the lights dim suddenly and a steady blue light glows in the air. After a few seconds a boy is revealed appearing to fly in an angel costume with light up wings*

[GAMEPODFAN]
Everybody's welcome, come on
Come on in
Sit yourself down
The fun does never end

Please play my game, I’ll provide you with hijinks
Forever and evermore…

*Mock, who is now back in the kitchen and going through the cupboards whilst the dancers taunt him*

[MOCK]
I open up the cabinet
There's a box of pasta
Which is dried, how is this for eating?
Mother, you can fuck off.

*Mock rushes to his mother;s bedroom where she is still fast asleep and oblivious to him going into her wardobe*

And I'm rooting through her wardrobe
And looking for the jewellery
When I found a necklace, it’s glittery
And stashed it in my bed...

And stashed it in my bed...

And stashed it in my bed...

[instrumental]


*he then goes back to his room and slams the door shut and a clunk of the door locking his heard*

FIN

[Tom4784]

But thank you for your pity applause

[Coldwinter]

Well, that was interesting. Good job Tom.

[Drew.]

That is really good Tom

[Denver]

Not bad

[MB.]

With the spider and Mock's mum threads already covered, I hope we're in for a song about gamepodfan's Davina encounter to the tune of Hello by Adele soon

(glorious, Tom)

[Tom4784]

Flawfree tbh.

[Ross.]

Tom omg

[Shaun]

i adore this tom

[Livia]

Love it Tom.

[Jake.]

Tom LOL this is great

[Jamie89]

Loved it Tom I'm gonna have duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh in my head all night

[Johnnyuk123]

Great job Tom.

[T*]

thank you

[Amy Jade]

Well done everyone so far, they're all amazing - I can't believe the quality this year!

[Jay.]

oh my ****ing god

tom i actually ****ing screeched when i realised what this was about

[Coldwinter]

Livestream (for you to listen to my commentary):

Youtube video

[Shaun]

Luxembourg.

[MB.]

Have Rudolph and Augustine been replaced by a Holocaust survivor