[Edna Mode]

Angie - wacky, but loveable

Christopher - botox

Danniella - she seems cool


Darren - DILF

David Gest - Sweet old guy with connections

Gemma - Fabulous

Jeremy - I don't trust him

John - slightly stuck up, but goodhearted

Kristina - a human sleeping pill

Megan - vile

Nancy - grumpy

Scotty - Douchebag, but sexy as hell

Stephanie -



Tiffany - THE HBIC

Winston - Homophobic asshole

Jonathan - Annoying

[Jarvio]

I will do each in 1 word:

Angie - Crazy

Christopher - Boring

Danniella - Hot

Darren - Dull

David Gest - Nutter

Gemma - Common

Jeremy - Chav

John - Fake

Kristina - Non-existant

Megan - Sexy

Nancy - Arrogant

Scotty - Twat

Stephanie - Idiot

Tiffany - Diva

Winston - Terrible

Jonathan - Confusing

[Crimson Dynamo]

Angie - she must be ok if DB married her but she seems vile

Christopher - insecure mawkish scouse mess

Danniella - i like her


Darren - bit edgy but ok

David Gest - legend

Gemma - smart and fat

Tiffany - dull moron

Jeremy - snake

John - wanker

Kristina - homewrecker

Megan - meh

Nancy - mess

Scotty - could be good

Stephanie - tramp

[Vanessa]

Angie - mad
Christopher - boring

Danniella - likable


Darren - Decent
David Gest - Brilliant
Gemma - Funny

Jeremy - Ok

John - Patronising
Kristina - boring

Megan - moaner

Nancy - arrogant

Scotty - Gorgeous
Stephanie - Whingebag

[Pete.]

Angie - A CBB Legend
Christopher - Dull
Daniella - Down to earth
Darren - Boring
David - A grounded saviour
Gemma - Hysterical
Jeremy - A non-entity
John - Patronising
Kristina - Elusive enigma
Megan - A sleeper hit
Nancy - Mad
Scotty T - Weirdly moral
Stephanie - An irritant
Tiffany - Reality TV Icon

[Mitchell]

Angie - Loveable but with bad streak
Christopher - Who?
Danniella - Ok, glad for the opportunity
Darren - Really nice and funny guy
David - Funny stories, legendary man.
Gemma - Really funny, bubbly and underrated
Jeremy - Can he leave yet?
John - Nice enough guy
Jonathan - LEFT TOO SOON
Kristina - Funny, witty, fun on live feed
Megan - Wish she'd leave, adds nothing
Nancy - Wacky, Sexy, Funny and Iconic
Scotty T - Quite boring?
Stephanie - Totally ruined it for herself.
Tiffany - Funny, quirky and a laugh
Winston - See you next tuesday.

[Shaun]

Angie - She cried. I cried. s0b.
Christopher - Voice of an angel. Gay.
Danniella - Cries a lot. Nothing else.
Darren - He "will do"
David - Lovely hair. Shame he died.
Gemma - Host of revamped Blind Date
Jeremy - Cursed colouring book
John - Dull, entitled and melodramatic.
Jonathan - Best male of the series.
Kristina - Nice but pregnant. Who cares.
Megan - Bit thick. Bit boring. Meh.
Nancy - Elusive chanteuse, barely speaks English <3
Scotty T - Can talk sense. Chooses otherwise.
Stephanie - Childish insecure bitch
Tiffany - Fun but probably a cunt
Winston - Gone. Probably for the best.