[sampvt]

OK for a start I am old and not that versed in modern things, as most of you know, but one thing that's been bugging me is Gemmas posh designer Vagina.

What the hell is it. Is it tattooed, does it have diamante's, maybe its a side parting of a bleach and wax. I cant think of any other way to improve a pussies look, especially 6 grands worth. Has it been stitched up to feel like a mouses ear perhaps....can someone help me please.

[Babayaro.]

It's an Armani fanny

[MB.]

She sells it on the high street for 50 bucks a pop

[LukeB]

google it

[Denver]

Too much weight caused it to collapse so it is now held up with scaffolding

[Vicky.]

I always thought a designer vagina was a quick niptuck down there

But from what Gemma says, it appears her virginity has been 'restored'. Why on earth someone would do that is beyond me...nothings really any different except the next bloke she shags will end up with blood on his knob. Where is the attraction?

[reece(:]

It's been fitted to suit

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I always thought a designer vagina was a quick niptuck down there

But from what Gemma says, it appears her virginity has been 'restored'. Why on earth someone would do that is beyond me...nothings really any different except the next bloke she shags will end up with blood on his knob. Where is the attraction?

It's just not likely

[ThriceShy]

Originally Posted by sampvt

OK for a start I am old and not that versed in modern things, as most of you know, but one thing that's been bugging me is Gemmas posh designer Vagina.

What the hell is it. Is it tattooed, does it have diamante's, maybe its a side parting of a bleach and wax. I cant think of any other way to improve a pussies look, especially 6 grands worth. Has it been stitched up to feel like a mouses ear perhaps....can someone help me please.

They should have stitched her fat gob up. That would have improved her more.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by sampvt

OK for a start I am old and not that versed in modern things, as most of you know, but one thing that's been bugging me is Gemmas posh designer Vagina.

What the hell is it. Is it tattooed, does it have diamante's, maybe its a side parting of a bleach and wax. I cant think of any other way to improve a pussies look, especially 6 grands worth. Has it been stitched up to feel like a mouses ear perhaps....can someone help me please.

I thought she had it plastered on her face, where her other lips used to be.
Hence the dribble she talks

[mr rochester]

Can't imagine why OP or (anyone else) would be interested...if you don't know you can Google it...

[Razor]

It wears gucci sunglasses.

[sampvt]

So so far we have one that you can get your arm in, its a paid service, its held up by scaffolding, it replaced a gob and the OP should google it from one killjoy. Obviously there are not very many real men on here are there. I guess I am going to have to live with the thought that its a trimmed down version of her old one with beautiful pert lips and designer front doors that have been stitched up to only allow small men to enter.

That's like building a bus stop in the middle of a desert with its own vending machine selling water and chocolate. By the time you get there everything will be warm sweaty and not fit for human consumption so why did she have it done. Is it for personal use only as I cant see anyone wanting to play there, not with her gob.

[waterhog]

this subject is very wet and a bit dripping - does anyone really care about the colour of your hair ? hello mick.

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by MB.

She sells it on the high street for 50 bucks a pop

What she has to pay them 50?????????

[Crimson Dynamo]

She probably had flaps like 2 manta rays sellotaped together and has had them sheared off

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She probably had flaps like 2 manta rays sellotaped together and has had them sheared off

OMG I hate those flap things. If they are stuck together its like trying to open a zip lock bag in the dark and if she removes them, how is her boyfriend gonna keep his ears warm, she is so inconsiderate. When women get that big, they end up with that roof over the cave entrance and I thought a designed vagina was fairy lights around the porch awning or something like that

[Josy]

Jesus christ at this thread

[Northern Monkey]

Hopefully she had it fully stitched up so she can't breed.Save another generation from any offspring of hers.

[Jake.]

moist

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Josy

Jesus christ at this thread

Shhhh, its educational and fun, something we need on here after all this pc crap of late

[Miranda123]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I always thought a designer vagina was a quick niptuck down there

But from what Gemma says, it appears her virginity has been 'restored'. Why on earth someone would do that is beyond me...nothings really any different except the next bloke she shags will end up with blood on his knob. Where is the attraction?

I heard the new hymens are made from rubber

does that mean the next guy to shag her is in danger of bouncing out the window?

or will he be bunjee jumping all round the room?

[Miranda123]

Originally Posted by reece(:

It's been fitted to suit

Is it true they used a hippos c..t as inspiration?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

It's an Armani fanny

[kirklancaster]

It's been surgically reduced - Now she can stop using a rolled up mattress and a bull rope for a tampon when she's on her period.