[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by sampvt

OMG I hate those flap things. If they are stuck together its like trying to open a zip lock bag in the dark and if she removes them, how is her boyfriend gonna keep his ears warm, she is so inconsiderate. When women get that big, they end up with that roof over the cave entrance and I thought a designed vagina was fairy lights around the porch awning or something like that

I'm CRYING.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She probably had flaps like 2 manta rays sellotaped together and has had them sheared off

OMFG -

[Tribal Spaceman]

She had her old maiden vagina replaced with a younger model.