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|  23-02-2016, 12:11 AM | #2 | |||
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			Womens fault for wanting us to put it down.
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|  23-02-2016, 12:15 AM | #4 | |||
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			I usually pick it up. Or wipe it/shower it if stuff happens. It´s not nice to sit on your own/or someone else´s pee, when you have to take care of business ie: crap one out. Last edited by Calderyon; 23-02-2016 at 12:16 AM. | |||
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|  23-02-2016, 12:19 AM | #5 | |||
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			To be honest I always wipe the seat after a No.2, just in case I got any on there    | |||
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|  23-02-2016, 12:32 AM | #6 | |||
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			I always wipe my own piss off of the Toilet Seat if I need to go at both ends at the same time.
		 
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|  23-02-2016, 11:44 AM | #7 | |||
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			The dirty bastards
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|  23-02-2016, 11:53 AM | #8 | |||
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			If they can't find a hole the size of a toilet seat with the light on, what chance have they got of finding a smaller one in the dark, eh?
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|  29-02-2016, 07:00 PM | #9 | |||
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			oh as if yours is smaller, Livia
		 
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|  29-02-2016, 07:22 PM | #10 | ||
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    That's how "backdoor" accidents occur.   Last edited by Marsh.; 29-02-2016 at 07:22 PM. | ||
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|  29-02-2016, 08:05 PM | #11 | |||
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			You regretting this thread yet Amy?...  Slugs and snails, that's what they're made of, they all leave trails. 
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|  29-02-2016, 08:06 PM | #12 | ||
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| Senior Member |  When women leave used sanitary towels rolled up on the side. | ||
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|  29-02-2016, 08:08 PM | #13 | |||
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			Peeing on the toilet seat is a bit stupid but missing the bowl entirely cos you can't be bothered to switch the bathroom light on, I'm guilty of that one.
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|  29-02-2016, 08:49 PM | #15 | |||
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|  29-02-2016, 08:51 PM | #16 | |||
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			i just wipe it with my sleeve and jobs a good un   | |||
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|  29-02-2016, 08:51 PM | #17 | ||
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|  29-02-2016, 08:54 PM | #18 | |||
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			well this morning  at 6.30 i actually did mis the pan and hit the floor with the first salvo - boys sometimes do this if the eye and foreskin are not aligned properly and you are firing a heavy bore weapon but i cleaned it up with bleach and lashings of bog roll   | |||
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|  01-03-2016, 04:37 PM | #20 | |||
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			But LT's the mastur.
		 
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|  01-03-2016, 04:42 PM | #21 | ||
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			Have you never been to a public toilet before? Half of the ones I've been in where like a crime scene.    
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