[waterhog]

belt up john lewis - you will always be my next of kin 28.03.16



yes i am loyal

bank holiday won't deter

round my waste i deserve whats royal

to protect the jewels i refer.

me and john connect

he's for me wife hunting

lewis will have the best quality detect

my smell is so good it never has blunting.

to look professional

i need security

some may say i am delusional

i live but i'm not in this community.

a few days ago i did tighten

i am not talking about a poem paste

john lewis did instantly brighten

so happy with whats round my waste.

its made of rubber

so no allergic reaction to my skin

next time i pick up a old scrubber

i will personally say thank you "Kin".

thank you all in store

my appreciation must be felt

i hope the sales of "kin" soar

please god john lewis don't tell me "up belt".



( if you want to see a pic of the best belt in the world here is a link http://www.johnlewis.com/kin-by-john...black/p1981523 and if you want to shop in the best store in the world here is one more link http://www.johnlewis.com/ and if you want to undo my belt ? dream on. )

[Cherie]

Nicky will enjoy this thread and yes I would spend 17.00 on a belt

[Cherie]

Who are the other 2 tight wads who wouldn't pay 17.00 for a belt

[Smithy]

Yes, I got an £80 belt for £19 bargain tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gee us peace

17 squid for a flipping belt?

Aye right

[Josy]

Sure

[armand.kay]

dint really put much thought into my belts I just get the cheapest, plainest black or brown one.

[armand.kay]

so yeah i would find it hard to part with £17 just for a belt/

[Calderyon]

A definite no.

[Babayaro.]

Why on earth would anyone pay that for just a belt?

[Lostie!]

Nope.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Josy

Sure

Looks like there is a lot of cheap plastic belt wearing going on among forum members, ban worthy crimes against fashion

[Mystic Mock]

I would indeed if it covers my cri... I mean my Trousers and stops it from falling down.