[Mokka]

Paul Simon suggests there are at least 50 ways to leave your lover in this classic number, but only gives about 8 ways....

Youtube video

I figure there have to be more now... like the dump via text message... so, what are some other ways you leave your lover??

[Marsh.]

Go to the shop for milk and never come back.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Go to the shop for milk and never come back.

that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Mokka

that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Mokka

that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive

[Crimson Dynamo]

bloody hell mokka is there anything you do eat apart from water and dust?

(you would be a cheap date however, so every cloud)

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

bloody hell mokka is there anything you do eat apart from water and dust?

(you would be a cheap date however, so every cloud)

me a cheap date

I like quality food and quality wine

There's a good way to leave someone... with the check

[Crimson Dynamo]

but back to the song, why is leaving his lover. I get whey he may want to leave a partner where the arse has fallen out of their sex life or his wife if she kept on moaning about him drinking and watching the Office USA and never wanting to talk fckg endlessly about feelings and not liking her vile friends or their fkg horrible "dinner parties"...

but surely his lover is a bang tidy slip of a girl with a god like rack and an arse from Ikea?

I just dont get pop stars?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Mokka

that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive

You could die, that's pretty permanent

[Johnnyuk123]

50 injunctions.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Go to the shop for milk and never come back.

Not you changing the plot line to Shameless

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Not you changing the plot line to Shameless

eh?

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

eh?

Everytime Monica left she would say she is going to the shop for bread

[Marsh.]

[T*]

throw Fanta at them

[Mokka]

Lol.. I am liking these ideas..


How about..blocking them on social media

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Not you changing the plot line to Shameless

Also series 4 episode 6 of Scott & Bailey... Man leaves to go get diapers... Never comes back...shows up dead 10 years later.

That's leaving with impact

[kirklancaster]

A taxi and 49 buses?

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Mokka

that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive

this still makes me laugh

[T*]

show him a piccie of marsh so he runs away

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Tom*

show him a piccie of marsh so he runs away

Runs away to find me because he can't believe my beauty?

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Runs away to find me because he can't believe my beauty?

this isn't the creative writing forum Marsh

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Ross.

this isn't the creative writing forum Marsh

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

this isn't the creative writing forum Marsh

Bitch!