[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar

Im not living in the past, Im talking about the fact she cant even say a line first time.

She says her line pretty well, and and looks very confident, far better than the professionals.

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
But shes not meaning to be funny thats the thing, she is STUPID.

Well those quotes are quite hilarious, and very good lines.

[Matt]

The difference is farhad, the professionals are PROFESSIONAL. The professionals get their own programmes, unlike Nikki who only gets one, maybe two three-minute slots on BBLB each week...

[Billy]

Yes they may be hilarious, but there not witty, there STUPID as is she.

[Matt]

Originally posted by farhad

She is witty, for example, some of her quote "some parasight has just shot me with the water gun, "is there any strawberry plant", meaning in a chilli farm.

You define them as witty?

I define them as stupid.

And the word is "parasite".

[Lauren]

Originally posted by farhad

She is witty, for example, some of her quote "some parasight has just shot me with the water gun, "is there any strawberry plant", meaning in a chilli farm.

Wit means making intellectually-demanding statements. Tell me how those quotes require more than 10 brain cells?
It's called stupidity, not wit.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Matt
The difference is farhad, the professionals are PROFESSIONAL. The professionals get their own programmes, unlike Nikki who only gets one, maybe two three-minute slots on BBLB each week...

professionals get the same lenght, like 3 minutes report, as we see in the news, or other programmes like X factor, and nikki has matched them all.

[Billy]

OFFTOPIC - Lauren what time is JK on at?

[farhad]

Originally posted by Lauren

Wit means making intellectually-demanding statements. Tell me how those quotes require more than 10 brain cells?
It's called stupidity, not wit.

it is witty, well in a slang colloquil way.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by Matt

You define them as witty?

I define them as stupid.

And the word is "parasite".

Oh come on, thats just picking on him now.
Theres no need to pick up on little spelling mistakes.

[Matt]

Yeah. Professional TV presenters get entire programmes to host, professional news reporters report daily.

Nikki gets six minutes a week...

[Lauren]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
OFFTOPIC - Lauren what time is JK on at?

It aint on ITV early this morning cos it's a Saturday

[Billy]

Nooooo i forgot about that Have to get the tapes out lamo

[farhad]

Even dermot said quote of the day.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by farhad

it is witty, well in a slang colloquil way.

Wit means the same throughout. Describing Nikki as witty is defeating the whole objective. Do you not agree that her whole humour is based upon stupid comments?

[farhad]

Originally posted by Lauren

Wit means the same throughout. Describing Nikki as witty is defeating the whole objective. Do you not agree that her whole humour is based upon stupid comments?

Actually nikki quite intelligent, just because she has a girlie voice, it doesn't make her dumb, she is always aware and self observant, and some of her grasp of english language is quite amazing especially for a 6 year old people call her.

[Matt]

Originally posted by farhad
Even dermot said quote of the day.

Yesterday...

[Billy]

She is a pathetic immature spoiled little brat end of

[farhad]

Originally posted by Lauren

Wit means the same throughout. Describing Nikki as witty is defeating the whole objective. Do you not agree that her whole humour is based upon stupid comments?

Well mimicking is seen as talent, which she is good at, and her lines are fantastic.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by farhad

Actually nikki quite intelligent, just because she has a girlie voice, it doesn't make her dumb, she is always aware and self observant, and some of her grasp of english language is quite amazing especially for a 6 year old people call her.

The quotes you posted are funny because they're dumb, if you deny that, then you're denying the fact she's funny?

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
She is a pathetic immature spoiled little brat end of

She is talented spoilt little brat end off.

[Billy]

SHE IS NOT TALENTED. She is as wooden as something wooden that i cant reallyt think of at the moment

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
She is a pathetic immature spoiled little brat end of

In your opinion.... end of.

I just find it funny how whenever farhad makes the thread the first people to hatch onto it are you, Matt, and Stu.
Youve got your opinions, but I thought you would have made your point in the first 10 threads.

Reporting does nothing round here

[farhad]

Originally posted by Lauren

The quotes you posted are funny because they're dumb, if you deny that, then you're denying the fact she's funny?

nikki isn't dumb, well you may assume she's dumb, but she has proved intelligent, weakest link another example, where all those celebrities did not understand the concept of banking, and how intelligent player she was, she was constatly banking, and was a good listener.

[Billy]

Originally posted by Chrizzle

In your opinion.... end of.

I just find it funny how whenever farhad makes the thread the first people to hatch onto it are you, Matt, and Stu.
Youve got your opinions, but I thought you would have made your point in the first 10 threads.

Reporting does nothing round here

I find it funny that whenever we cvome on these threads your normally the first one to moan about it