[Northern Monkey]

Hmm......

[Daffodil]

Lol ....so romantic

[Cal.]

Yeah right.

[Cherie]

These two are vom inducing

[Cal.]

They're only together to milk the magazines for every penny they're willing to throw at them.

[RhysJones]

Ummmmmm, ok

[Alf]

If you have money, then you can buy love, or least a quick tumble.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What a pompous spoiled little weasel

Vile

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

They're only together to milk the magazines for every penny they're willing to throw at them.

Of course they are - why people buy these mags is beyond me they are full of rubbish stories about rubbish people who just feed off each other.

[Northern Monkey]

They will be straight on the front cover of 'Who gives a **** magazine" before they even see their families.Love my arse

[LaLaLand]

"I would never do a spin off show with you" - y'all need to remember those words when their joint show is on C5/5*/itvbe/MTV

[Withano]

Said the guy earning 50k pretending to be in love

[waterhog]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes I am the great pretender.

[fitz2k2]

can we get twist n evict both of them?

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

They're only together to milk the magazines for every penny they're willing to throw at them.

....and unfortunately they will.
.
Lewis is such a transparent knob....and Marnie is absorbing it like a kitchen towel ...

[hot2go]

I think he meant to say ME first and everyone else second

[the truth]

hell end up in porn as a stunt cock,,,thats all hes good for,,one giant bell end

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by the truth

hell end up in porn as a stunt cock,,,thats all hes good for,,one giant bell end

Haha.Stunt cock

They gonna set it on fire and drive it through buildings at high speed?

[Ammi]

...hmmm, this is the love of his life that he told Bear he was trying to 'graft' just a short while ago.../how quickly that old grafting turns to true love, eh...

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Haha.Stunt cock

They gonna set it on fire and drive it through buildings at high speed?

That 'Stunt Cock' was famous back in the day and worked on quite a few Bond films - 'Thunderballs', 'Licence To Kill', and 'For Your Eyes Only' spring to mind, but it had its licence to thrill revoked when it became rampant one day and frightened The Living Daylights' out of the film crew.

If I remember correctly, it was known as ' 007 and half inch'.

[Livia]

No, no no.... ALWAYS get the money upfront.

[Vanessa]

He's such a prize pillock! He needs to go tonight!