[Mitchell]

Hughie winning the award for the only eye candy in BB17 which says a lot

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Xmastina Aguilera

And Cydney too

Alecia is coming for F5, don't worry.

[MB.]

#33



Points: 83

There once was a girl called Bridgette
She went into Big Brother, presumably because she was in crippling debt
It was so easy, in the park it was a walk
Until, that is, she was put on the block
Then she was evicted for being a threat

(maybe) (I can't remember) (but she joined in with the jury house Paulie pile-on and it was wonderful)

#32



Points: 84

Forget Brexit, forget Trump, forget the hundreds and hundreds of beloved celebrities we lost – the true tragedy of 2016 was the time that Saira Khan lost a public vote against some no-mark from TOWIE, some no-mark from Ex on the Beach and some even bigger no-mark from some thing called Storage Hunters UK. Granted, she wasn't the amazeballs kween we were all praying that she would be, but she did provide a lot of entertaining moments. I just so happen to have completely blocked out the specifics of all of them, because CBB18 was that terrible a series and most of the moments involved her being mercilessly bullied. I do recall, however, her being absolutely bloody insane in the best possible sense, and also hating all the showmances, meaning that she's a girl after my own heart. <3

[Cal.]

Omg @ when everyone predicted a Shilpa esque win for Saira and then she went in an eviction against her 3 bullies

[EspeonBB]

Not Saira's bullying ordeal

[MB.]

#31



Points: 86

There’s nothing quite like a Survivor love story. Rob and Amber, Ethan and Jenna, erm… Whitney and Keith I guess, Billy and Candi-no never mind, but the most recent one is the one I’m about to discuss. Yes, it’s that point in the ranking where I suggest that a man had a romantic and sexual relationship with a chicken. Merry Christmas! No, I’m joking. It was merely sexual. It has to be said that Tai was an immediate fan favourite from Kaoh Rong, so his high placing here comes as no surprise. From his Ozzy-esque tree-climbing to whatever his thing was with Caleb, the gay Asian gardener made a strong first impression, and despite flip-flopping between alliances (which gave us the brilliant super idol moment) and receiving no votes at FTC, he continued to be a fun and interesting presence in the season. He’s also on Game Changers, which leads me to think that they may as well have just brought back all eighteen Kaoh Rong-ers for a larf.

[MB.]

Poor unloved Tai

#30



Points: 87

#29



Points: 88

Youtube video

Just kidding! I vaguely know who these people are. They won Love Island and they both decided to take love over cash in that end-of-series twist Love Island does which is always going to end in the same result so I'm not sure why they even bother. As far I can tell, they're still together, hence why I'm ranking them together. Although I imagine it'll cause a bit of #dramz that Cara got one point more than Nathan if they ever read this, which I can assure you that they bloody well won't. That would also be assuming that they, and half the reality stars on this list, can read.

[Pete.]

How are they so high

[Calderyon]

Best winners of 2016. Nathan & Cara.

[Cal.]

Nathan and Cara were amazing and even though they were the obvious winners from the start I'm so happy it was them and not Olivia and Adam.

[MB.]

#28



Points: 90

Lisa Snowdon wasn’t the first boot of I’m a Celebrity, and that’s something to be grateful for. Of course, that's a very low hurdle to cross, and I suppose it's just a bit indicative of how low our estimations of the Great British public have become. She was fun and cool and everyfin and everyfin, and for some strange reason the viewers decided that they'd rather watch Jordan Banjo, Larry Lamb, Adam Thomas and their ladbantz instead. Hang your heads in shame, guys. Although actually, I doubt any of those people are reading this, since you lot just voted Lisa Snowdon as one of your 30 favourite reality stars of the year. I should probably think before I type these things.

[MB.]

#27



Points: 94

Highest from Australian Survivor

It’s time for the fourth and final Australian Survivor contestant to land in the ranking, which means you can start paying attention again because you’ll have heard of the rest of them. Don’t worry, this is the last nobody you’ll have to read about. But what a nobody. Phoebe was teased pre-season as the calculating criminal lawyer, which, yay women in employment, but it rang true in some places and not so much in others. Firstly, she received a lot of comparisons to Parvati for her ability to play men (/man) (and that man was Rohan) and her ability to find and play idols as if they were currency, blindsiding her tribesmates left, right and centre. On the other hand, however, Phoebe didn’t quite match the… long-lasting success of somebody like Parvati, even though she slugged it out for an entire month. You see, Australian Survivor was as long and twisted as time itself, and Phoebe was unfortunate enough to find herself on the Aussie equivalent of Ulong, with the tribe being reduced to just one person by the jury stage? That person? Phoeb-no, actually it was eventual winner Kristie, who turned on Phoebe after the latter attempted to blindside the former before a fake-out tribal council. Yeah, I said it was twisted. Anyway, despite not managing to make the merge, Phoebe marked herself as one of the stars of Ausvivor’s inaugural season (the first two never happened), and I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw her again at some point…

[Pete.]

Lisa

[MB.]

#26



Points: 97

Tim! Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim. It’s a pity he hasn’t got a longer name because otherwise it’d be a hell of a lot easier to fill up his allotted word count. What can I say about Tim? Personally, I think he was fine. You guys clearly have him higher up in your estimations, or at least a select few of you do, but for me, he was just fine, and I’m allowed to say that because it’s my ranking and not yours (-Trixie Mattel). I came into the season dreading his inevitable appearance, because he kind of sucked in BBAU?, and although he showed some similar traits in the BBCan house – namely that time in the endgame that he decided he was DONE WITH ALLIANCES for no justified reason (Joel didn’t throw some popcorn to him when he was supposed to? Or something?) and it struck me as a bit desperate tbh. However, his gummy bear nominations thing was clever in the sense that he got no blood on his hands and managed to get to the final three off the back of that and similar moves. Ultimately, Nick and Phil decided that they were only going to allow Canadians in the final two (afaik Nick and Phil are the Canadian equivalent of UKIP) and thus, Tim came third. Which was the spot Nikki should have had instead, but c’est la vie.

[Calderyon]

It´s so very hard to dislike Phoebe. Not impossible, but hard.

I guess that´s why i gave her quite a bit of points.

[Jason.]

Lisa

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by A Charlie Doherty Christmas

Nathan and Cara were amazing and even though they were the obvious winners from the start I'm so happy it was them and not Olivia and Adam.

.

[Cal.]

I shared Nikki's flip flop view of Tim. Sometimes I liked him and sometimes I didn't.

[Pete.]

Tim = one of the most overrated BB contestants?

[Jason.]

Tim annoyed me.

[Calderyon]

I liked Tim more on BBCAN than on BBAUS.

[MB.]

And so, we've reached the top 25...

Alana Spencer
Alecia Holden
Angie Bowie
Aubrey O'Day
Carol Vorderman
Cassandra Shahinfar
Charlie Doherty
Da'Vonne Rogers
Debbie Wanner
Evelyn Ellis
Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Jessica Cunningham
Joel Dommett
Laura Carter
Loveita Adams
Megan McKenna
Natalie Negrotti
Nikki Grahame
Relley C
Renee Graziano
Saara Aalto
Sam Quek
Tiffany Pollard
Zara Holland

But who's #winning? You'll find out in approximately seven hours at this rate!

[EspeonBB]

Rooting for an Alana/Jessica/Alecia top 3

[MB.]

Also, the top 25 have all cracked 100 points, so that's something to put on their CVs if nothing else

[Cal.]

Predict a Saara/Tiffany/Jayne/Gemma/Aubrey top 5.