[LukeB]

Originally Posted by y.winter

Well hello there LukeB you handsom man. Fancy a... Cherry Tango?


please bare with me

I would love some. x

[y.winter]

Originally Posted by LukeB

I would love some. x

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Welcome back Dan! Sorry Jamie that you had no revenge after all </3

I'm pleased Dan got to return but I'm not here for my last breath being rendered meaningless! "sobs"

[Jamie89]

Am I too late to pretend to be Winter's family member?

[y.winter]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Am I too late to pretend to be Winter's family member?

Quick Trisha!

[Wizard.]

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

[Daniel-X]

Mine and Jodie's cousin Chloe Sims is here to say a few parting words for Luke before tonight's elimination.

'Basically Luke babes, I know Jordynn hasn't been very active in the game but she is here to FIGHT and win. She's been after your affections since day one, I know this for a fact. Every single time she's been round my house for a bottle of Echo Falls and a movie night with Dirty Dancing, she's sung your PRAISES babes. She's been very loyal to you as she's shown. She's put effort into tonight's task and she's played the game the best by strategically eliminating Amy, she thought this would be a nod to you considering she knows you love Survivor and BBUS/Can. She's the realist girl you're gonna find (except her tits) so please take her into you heart. And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

[LukeB]

-A leak footage of what goes on inside the mansion-

Youtube video

[Wizard.]

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

i'm allergic

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Mine and Jodie's cousin Chloe Sims is here to say a few parting words for Luke before tonight's elimination.

'Basically Luke babes, I know Jordynn hasn't been very active in the game but she is here to FIGHT and win. She's been after your affections since day one, I know this for a fact. Every single time she's been round my house for a bottle of Echo Falls and a movie night with Dirty Dancing, she's sung your PRAISES babes. She's been very loyal to you as she's shown. She's put effort into tonight's task and she's played the game the best by strategically eliminating Amy, she thought this would be a nod to you considering she knows you love Survivor and BBUS/Can. She's the realist girl you're gonna find (except her tits) so please take her into you heart. And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

keep the fighting talk going (everything is noted)

[y.winter]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

Originally Posted by LukeB

i'm allergic

A murder attempt in the mansion! Riley, you dirty player!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

Hmmm not true Lukey babes she's just jealous that my titties are nicer than hers and that I am independent and don't need a family relative to help me get to the final 2

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

i'm allergic



keep the fighting talk going (everything is noted)

Oops sorry hun maybe some gummy bears?

[Daniel-X]

'Jordynn acknowledged the fact that during her time on the forum, she and you have had your ups and downs. But you've been best friends since she joined the forum practically and you were always there to help her, she sees you as a great friend. And now she wants to be your GIRLFRIEND. You're fit, famous and flirty. And to top it all off she's got double Fs (Riley had double Ds babes how embarrasin'!)'

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Oops sorry hun maybe some gummy bears?

sweets make me feel sick

[Amy Jade]

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Hmmm not true Lukey babes she's just jealous that my titties are nicer than hers and that I am independent and don't need a family relative to help me get to the final 2

Remember where your bread is buttered babes

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

'Jordynn acknowledged the fact that during her time on the forum, she and you have had your ups and downs. But you've been best friends since she joined the forum practically and you were always there to help her, she sees you as a great friend. And now she wants to be your GIRLFRIEND. You're fit, famous and flirty. And to top it all off she's got double Fs (Riley had double Ds babes how embarrasin'!)'

Imagine being this desperate though. Luke I saw this cow selling her fanny on the street for a packet of Amber Leaf don't touch the filthy mare!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

[y.winter]

Originally Posted by LukeB

sweets make me feel sick

Riley better stop trying to poisoning our Luke!

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

That was JORDAN (Katie Price.)

Nice try Stassi but you'll have to come up with better than that.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by y.winter

Quick Trisha!

Ok, well I can tell you that Winter's a fabulous cousin, and an excellent lover! I speak from personal experience. He's caring, generous, well hung, everything that Luke could ever want basically. He's also been an excellent contestant and tbqh, needs a ticket out of Luton (how bizarre btw that I nearly moved to Luton a few years ago for work but I digress...)
Good luck Winter, and if you win, don't forget Trish! Mama needs a new Adidas tracksuit

[Wizard.]

Omg the attempt at these ladies to get me eliminated shows they know I'm the HBIC!

[Will.]

Thank you all!

It's time for tonights rose ceremony!

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Imagine being this desperate though. Luke I saw this cow selling her fanny on the street for a packet of Amber Leaf don't touch the filthy mare!

As if I smoke roll ups babes it was twenty pack of Lambert & Butler.