[waterhog]

tom just keeps on drunking 01.07.17

i see tom's taste
he has got a expensive label
not taking him to my village to waste
he would drink me under the gate house table.
never any rifts
a complete and utter darling
can not wait to share a john smith's
followed by the carling.
not changing is the test
with no character to hide
let me just pour harvey's best
tom is already lining up london pride.
AA has a impostor
tom is top of the poll
seeing him and he always has a fosters
you no his fave is a skol.
helping hannah is proof
handling his drink is done with ease
BB you have a alcoholic under your roof
get top to raise a glass and say cheese.

[rionablue]

Toms not a bad lad Hes not the worst there
Having too much to drink well that seems quite fair
I know he is snippy and sometimes quite mean
But still one of my favourites our Tom has been
Once when I was drunk I fell asleep on the loo
So sleeping in the diary room aint a bad thing to do
Tom might be small but so is riona
Great quality small bundles well this we all know yeah
I like the cool gang of Tom and the rest
Kierans my favourite I like him the best
Ellie is loud and brazen but sweet
And Joe well he's older but I'd love to him meet
Charlotte is cruising her way to the final
She doesn't get too drunk so she aint a wino
This years BB is not great for me
One of the least favourite ever is this summers BB
But I will keep watching and doing the rhymes
For you waterhog oh buddy of mine

[Vicky.]

No. he just got too pissed trying to show off. It happens

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Toms not a bad lad Hes not the worst there
Having too much to drink well that seems quite fair
I know he is snippy and sometimes quite mean
But still one of my favourites our Tom has been
Once when I was drunk I fell asleep on the loo
So sleeping in the diary room aint a bad thing to do
Tom might be small but so is riona
Great quality small bundles well this we all know yeah
I like the cool gang of Tom and the rest
Kierans my favourite I like him the best
Ellie is loud and brazen but sweet
And Joe well he's older but I'd love to him meet
Charlotte is cruising her way to the final
She doesn't get too drunk so she aint a wino
This years BB is not great for me
One of the least favourite ever is this summers BB
But I will keep watching and doing the rhymes
For you waterhog oh buddy of mine

hi rionablue - brilliant as always. not yet seen tonight's show might have to watch it in morning but just wanted to to play you a song that is relevant as you said you are going to watch for me - hope you enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLkTZrPZA4


now my turn to sacrifise - I am going to give up poetry for you rionablue - now is that a commitment ?

[Jedman]

Tom is just your typical lad, binge drinking is 'cool' remember.