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Originally Posted by Marsh.

I just remembered Victoria Wood...

"Are you not pregnant?"
"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window."

Mine could . Like the hordes of Mordor, they are, suited up in their battle gear and just waiting for the Black Gate to open, that they might spill out into the lands of men.

[smudgie]

Phew, what a relief.
Then again I had hubby done.