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11-06-2017, 05:54 AM
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A 10 year old nigerian boy jonah Umbongo walks 5 miles a day to fetch water in the deadly heat of africa. Just £2 per day can help teach jonah to read and write so he can lead a better life...
WARNING. Do not fall for this scam...The wanker then grows up, moves to Britain and walks 20 miles a day putting ****ing parking tickets on your cars! |
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11-06-2017, 05:54 AM
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Ladbrokes poker champ again, beating another 5175 poor sods in the process for about the fifth time.
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12-06-2017, 03:33 PM
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playing poker and pooping it, 30k guaranteed tourny, currently sitting in 2nd with 134 peeps left
20 left in the poker tourney 9grand first prize, 300 quid guaranteed, sitting in 9th at the moment. Bahhhh humbug..4th 1100 quid up, not bad for a free emtry. |
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14-06-2017, 05:42 AM
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2010. World cup in south africa.
That constant droning noise during the football is starting to do my head in......enough about Clive Tyldsley though.........c'mon the Germany!!!! |
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15-06-2017, 06:37 AM
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Listening to some jazz.
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23-06-2017, 11:38 PM
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Well they will let two men called ashley take a penalty..
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25-06-2017, 06:46 AM
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Right, someone needs to clear this up.
Fleas. Now we all know they are found on cats and dogs.but they big buggers get called that as well.ah think the big yins are called fleas cause it does, and the wee yins should get a new name...and, we should call the big yins flews when they get splattered with the days paper. |
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25-06-2017, 06:47 AM
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I must be getting sentimental in my old age cause jessie j's duet with that wee lasssie just brought a tear trickling down my cheek.
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28-06-2017, 06:55 AM
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I'm thinking the england bus should stop off at calais and chuck 23 players off and chuck 23 refugees on instead, probably get less abuse on return. |
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28-06-2017, 06:56 AM
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2015
I found a hole in my trainer big enough to get a finger in.......unfortunately she's made a complaint and I've been banned from the gym! |
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02-07-2017, 07:19 AM
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'Move Like Jagger' sing Maroon 5.
Like that wrinkly auld bastard???? GIT TAE **** |
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03-07-2017, 05:39 AM
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Checking Facebook is kind of like checking your underwear after a fart. There's most likely nothing new and if there is, it's probably ****!
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03-07-2017, 06:34 AM
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03-07-2017, 07:48 AM
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05-07-2017, 07:17 PM
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Work sleep, work sleep, work sleep, work 4 cans sleep, work 4 or five pints in 2 hours home slaver pish Sleep bet sleep sleep 8 pints sleep......or as some call it, a week!!
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06-07-2017, 01:37 PM
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Flag shagger.
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07-07-2017, 06:18 AM
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Cheers liv, kez.
2 today. One each. I took the ex wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dancefloor giving it large; breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. My ex wife turned to me and said, " See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still ****ing celebrating!!" |
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07-07-2017, 06:20 AM
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My mate just asked what ringtone I have! I answered "Never really looked, but probably a light brown!"
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07-07-2017, 06:21 AM
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Most are jokes, but there will be more personal stuff soon..warts n all..
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08-07-2017, 07:21 AM
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People like me irritate me with these ones.....2012
Anyone having trouble banking with halifax today? |
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10-07-2017, 06:26 AM
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Friday already!! Stanford music festival tomorrow, supposed to be 30 degree. Better shove the copiuos amounts of bulmers black cherry(at £1.50 a pint bottle) cider in the freezer today so it's nice and chilled for tomorrow. Got the suncream, I might even get the tits out as well. why not eh!
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12-07-2017, 06:14 AM
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Thks one is from today.
To all the people thinking of me today, thank you it helps and means a lot. However billy would have been 21 today so think of him, raise a glass and remember the fun times. |
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12-07-2017, 02:26 PM
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14-07-2017, 06:22 AM
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Thanks liv..
I hope you can wish this happy couple all the best in thw furure. Well done to Makma Clitsingh and Suckme Flapsdry on the first muslim gay marriage .. |
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18-07-2017, 10:39 AM
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Hot o clock.
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