[Babayaro.]

(my feelings towards the film is pretty much what Jamie just said lol)

[Withano]

Im halfway through and really bored

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Withano

Im halfway through and really bored

BABAYARO!

[Babayaro.]

I mean, sure. Just ignore Jamie's review

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Withano

Im halfway through and really bored

Stick with it!

[Withano]

Omg. I said I was halfway through because I assumed it was a 90 min film and it felt like I was watching it forever! I've only just got past the halfway mark!

[RileyH]

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Stick with it!

It better get better, I literally dozed off, dunno how long for.

I also wrote my review cos I was bored! But I'll keep an open mind for the second half!...

[Withano]

Bone Tomahawk

This was one of the 10 movies that I sent to Cal, I was pretty excited for it, but it was so ****ing boring for me. I blame everybody else who voted for it. Thanks for nothing.

I **** you not, I genuinely dozed off for a bit. I didn't care for the characters, they were neither relatable nor likeable. I didn't care for the storyline, did they even know where the were walking to? They just seemed to be wandering aimlessly. I didn't find it scary or creepy, actually the whole thing just reminded me of a South Park episode where the kids go on a school trip to the Pioneer Village, which is just full of workers pretending (badly) to be from another time in the west. I'm pretty sure the bad guys were off Power Rangers too? Pretty certain.

I guess I liked the scenery? The outfits? Idk not really, just feel like I should make a positive. I was just more interested in my iPad and my naps throughout.

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I wrote all of that like an hour in to it cos I needed to pass the time, it was so ****ing slow. The second half was better, I still didn't care for the characters which is a large problem. Bit too gory for me too, I'm an innocent angel, but at least something was happening... I just didn't care. Also, I came to admire the horror/western mix, and figured my boredom might just be my disdain for Western films, so its got that going for it.

2/10.

Was satisfying to see Jack from Lost die actually, that was a long time coming. Always hated him, and a Western accent doesn't fool me, Jack. You're not the boss of EVERYTHING.

2.5/10

[Babayaro.]

Anyway

[Withano]

It was bad. You be quiet.

[Jamie89]

If you weren't on your Ipad and you stayed awake you might have liked the characters

[Jamie89]

I agree about the Jack from Lost dying thing though, I always wanted him to die

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

If you weren't on your Ipad and you stayed awake you might have liked the characters

perhaps... but if it was entertaining me in the first place, I wouldn't have needed to anyway. On reflection, I think it was more the Western theme I was bored by. I've never enjoyed a Western movie before, and I actively avoid them nowadays. Probably would have enjoyed it if they were something cool like space pirates or horny backpackers.

[Nicky91]

Bone Tomahawk 2015

i must admit i just have seen the trailer of this movie only, and based on that i find it boring, and i am not gonna waste my time watching boring movies


and first of all Kurt Russell is way better than being on these crap boring movies


1.5/10

[Withano]

Nicky gets it.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

Bone Tomahawk 2015

i must admit i just have seen the trailer of this movie only, and based on that i find it boring, and i am not gonna waste my time watching boring movies


and first of all Kurt Russell is way better than being on these crap boring movies


1.5/10

Roger Ebert hew?

[Morgan.]

Nicky you have to watch the whole film to write a genuine film review

[Withano]

Such a visionary. I particularly like the use of "first of all" when there isn't even a second point. Really highlights just how bad the film is

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Withano

Such a visionary. I particularly like the use of "first of all" when there isn't even a second point. Really highlights just how bad the film is

You've got it all wrong, first of all was used as the last point.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

Nicky you have to watch the whole film to write a genuine film review

i have to watch the whole film, darling if i were to watch this whole film i fall asleep in a instant

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

You've got it all wrong, first of all was used as the last point.

Iconic.

First of all, it's ****. End.

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

i have to watch the whole film, darling if i were to watch this whole film i fall asleep in a instant

[Morgan.]

Nicky channeling Craig Revel Horwood with the 'darling'

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Withano

Such a visionary. I particularly like the use of "first of all" when there isn't even a second point. Really highlights just how bad the film is

Visionary Nicky that sounds so great