[Jason.]

Mario Marconi



Don't be so bloody stupid! Mario isn't a top 40 housemate and should've been out 100 or so places ago. I will admit Mario did have some genuinely hilarious moments, like getting everyone's names wrong on launch night while people were introducing themselves. I think he even referred to Rachel as 'Sheila' at one point? And his health and safety shit was funny too, but that's about it. He was a major cunt towards Steph in the first week and called her a hemorrhoid in the strangest insult ever. And he held Lisa back quite a bit too, so I'm glad he went when he did as she flourished without him. I don't really have much else to say, he was an average housemate at best really, but nowhere near top 40 worthy and Shaun won't convince me otherwise!

[Jason.]

Btw I just realised I axed Roberto last round and forgot to do my write-up. I don't think you even updated the OP with his name and picture

[Jason.]

I'll do it now though

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Black Christmas

Roberto Conte



I completely forgot about this write-up, but yeah Roberto Roberto ROBERTO! /mary.

Roberto was a middle of the road housemate for me. In a cast as good as BB6, he doesn't really stand out all that much. He's not as good as Derek, Kemal or Craig and maybe even Science, but he's better than Maxwell, Eugene and Anthony. It's been over four years since I re-watched BB6, but honestly, his only memorable moment was dumping a bowl of noodles over Maxwell's head and I mean that was great and all, but not as great as Cidergate or an unhinged Craig lusting over a drunken Anthony or Makosi turning anyone insane just for the sake of it (<3).

I don't wanna hear from you Team Britney @Epic responding to this write-up with an essay on how Roberto was some misunderstood icon or something

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[Shaun]

this technically means you couldn't have axed Mario until now perhaps a restart is needed

jk i cba

[Macie Lightfoot]

I will make my decision....... tomorrow. Because I need to contemplate whether it's worth it to #SaveAndReplace :3

[Jake.]

37th: Marcus Akin


So I actually kinda like Marcus but unlike some *COUGH*Babayaro*COUGH*, I realise that he should be out of this rankdown!

I enjoyed (some of) his bartering with Big Brother. I liked his on-off (but mostly off) relationship with Lisa. I also liked how he didn't pander to Sree (even though Marcus himself did go too far at times) but what I didn't like was how he became exactly the same thing he demonised Sree for; being one of Noirin's lost puppies..

Now, I've rewatched BB10 this year, and Noirin said "no". Countless times. She said that nothing was going to happen romantically. Ever. Yet Marcus didn't listen; "I know she's said that nothing is gonna happen but there's a 0.1% chance that something will, so I'm going to continue this persuit". So here came Marcus's downfall, which was the sulking. Once he found out Siavash and Noirin had kissed, he moaned and sulked and sat by the pool refusing to talk to anybody. When John McKririck did it in CBB3, it was humorous and new. With Marcus it just seemed forced and boring. Stomping around for no real reason other than 2 adults sharing a kiss? Grow up.

But other than that I actually liked Marcus and he could actually be quite funny -

(after Bea's eviction)
Lisa: She was attractive though, I do think she was pretty.
Marcus: What?!! No she wasn't! Well, I don't think she was, she looked like a lanky, weird plant.

[Babayaro.]

Marcus

[Babayaro.]

Saved Aaron

Eliminated Nikki

I saved Aaron because he was easily the best housemate from BB12. Not that that is saying anything but we should thank him for saving what was a pretty naff series.



Now, I quite liked Nikki, but I do think she is pretty overrated. I'll just talk about her BB7 appearance in this write-up as in UBB she was alright, I guess, and her stint in BB16 was a bit boring. Oh and I didn't watch BBCAN but this is the BBUK rankdown so me caring! I appreciate her legacy and how well she has done for herself outwith the show BUT a lot of people overlook the bad points because she could be a right nasty bitch when she wanted to. Her treatment towards Shahbaz springs to mind and I recall her making some transphobic comment towards Sam??? Idk if I'm making that up or not. Also, I must be in the minority that didn't really find her constant meltdowns that funny too. Like, yeah, it was a talking point and is one of the reasons why BB7 is remembered. But to me, it was far too childish and embarrassing to enjoy. I did feel sorry for her when she re-entered the house as she obviously saw what the public loved about her, but tried way too hard to replicate it, and ended up being hated and leaving the final in fifth place to boos lmao welp.

[Shaun]

Macie just make your god-damned decision

[Cal.]

Nikki should have won BB7 I do think she'd have done way better if the producers never put the whole house up in Week 8 she'd have possibly lasted a while longer or even lasted the distance. A top 4 with Nikki and Aisleyne in it

[Cal.]

Anyways she'll win BB All Stars so ME caring!

[Shaun]

macie do ya want a fookin smack

[Shaun]

if you think I won't replace you with someone just to do the final voting, YOU'RE DAMNED WRONG WRITEUPS AND VOTE NOW.

[Babayaro.]

Bin it

[Macie Lightfoot]

welp I'm finally on a holiday break so here we go

[Macie Lightfoot]

so I'm 99% sure I can't replace with Aaron since he got ****ing saved this round, so I guess I will..... save and replace Melanie with Lesley. And then save Sara and cut Lesley

[Shaun]

you disgusting man

[Cal.]

I'm a good girl

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

These nominations are really **** and there's so many undeserving finalists

But Save Ben Cut Belinda

33. Belinda Harris-Reid


I actually really liked Belinda. But because of these trash final noms I'm afraid I had little option so here's a praise for her instead. I really enjoy housemates who mean to be so nice to people but are instead way too OTT to do it in a socially acceptable manner. The housemates were horrified by how she was acting, several feeling she had some sort of secret agenda to the happy manner she was exhibiting. This was her whole first week summed up and it made her a quick highlight of her series. But then she started to settle in in her second and final week and that kind of soured my enjoyment of her a bit, not to mention her being a really late entrant who only ends up being there for two weeks, so I feel around this placement is suitable for a pretty great housemate like her.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

if you think I won't replace you with someone just to do the final voting, YOU'RE DAMNED WRONG WRITEUPS AND VOTE NOW.

[Babayaro.]

#33 is NOT a suitable placement for Belinda tyvm! Maybe like 145

[Shaun]

Right, all the pics are updated and we're now at the final round. We're still waiting for 3 writeups but the whole POINT OF THIS BEING A 2017 RANKDOWN IS THAT THIS HAPPENS AND FINISHES IN 2017 SO I NEED TO OPEN THE FINAL VOTING DON'T I *****?

SO WITH THAT IN MIND, VOTING FOR THE FINAL IS NOW OPEN AND I'LL JUST BLINDLY HOPE YOU FAGS PULL YOUR DILDOS OUT OF YOUR ARSES AND DO THESE WRITEUPS BEFORE NYE.

What Happens Now
Once I've ripped up my photos of Macie Lightfoot, Black Dagger and Daniel-X, we can all proceed! The final 31 housemates are, in alphabetical order:

Aaron Allard-Morgan (BB12)
Adam Kelly (BB13)
Adele Roberts (BB3)
Ahmed Aghil (BB5)
Alex Sibley (BB3)
Anna Nolan (BB1)
Ben Duncan (BB11)
Caroline O'Shea (BB1)
Charley Uchea (BB8)
Corin Forshaw (BB11)
Craig Coates (BB6)
Danielle McMahon (BB15)
Deana Uppal (BB13)
Derek Laud (BB6)
Isabelle Warburton (BB18)
Jade Lynch (BB16)
Kemal Shahin (BB6)
Kinga Karolczak (BB6)
Laura Carter (BB17)
Lauren Carre (BB13)
Lisa Appleton (BB9)
Lydia Louisa (BB13)
Makosi Musambasi (BB6)
Melanie Hill (BB1)
Michelle Bass (BB5)
Penny Ellis (BB2)
Sara Folino (BB9)
Kieron 'Science' Harvey (BB6)
Sukhvinder Javeed (BB18)
Yvonne 'Sunshine' Martyn (BB11)
Victor Ebuwa (BB5)

All the 10 rankers need to do is rank them from 'best' (1st) to 'worst' (31st). Each '1st' placing is worth 31pts, and each '31st' placing is worth 1pt to that housemate. PM these rankings to me! Once I've received all rankings, I can total the scores and announce the final portion of the rankdown.

Since these housemates would effectively be without a writeup, I ask that you each write a small line about every single one of the thirty-one finalists. Nowhere near the 100 words I've demanded for the standard rounds, just a brief sentence will suffice!

Please do this ASAP because we only have 5 days and one last time, WRITEUPS

[Shaun]

Edited bc I forgot Jade!

[Macie Lightfoot]

My write up is coming as we speak x