[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by SpookyJimChristmas

She better be top of your scoreboard

I can say she will definitely be on it somewhere.... as will everyone else!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

Youtube video

I love this <3 I'm worried mine is terribly long though

[Jamie89]

That was great Morgan

[Shaun]

Ripaul feat LukeBint, Adam Polyester, Mitchell Failor & Nické Uncoulé - Category Is (The Remix Part 2)

Cover Artwork



To the tune of...

Youtube video

Ripaul




Xmasvision, start your engines,
And may the best country, win!

Category is…
Bring it to the scumway
Category is flops, failures and irrelevants

10’s, 10’s, 10’s for Catelonia,
Ronald, start the music
Category is…



LukeBint



Sickly sweet infection,
Bad for your health,
Icy, minus zero degrees,
I’m binty fresh but it ain’t for free!
Legendary queen who’s a Brummy,
Babby, never baby,
Shabby, but I can still take to the street,
Did you never see me host BBOTT?

Didn’t whine, when Ant baited,
And stole my shine, OTT finale deflated,
One game down, how many more to go?
It could be cancelled, the ratings are low,
Adam is past it,
Mitchell chose plastic,
When Molly was eliminated Nicky went in a casket,
But the number one queen is L-U-K-E-B-I
Bitch who cares about the rest!



Ripaul

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway
Catergory is...

Adam Polyester



Being loud amongst the crowd,
I’m being bullied, am I Sarah from Girls Aloud?
Adam Polyester is insane,
I create sh*tstorms, like Sue Hurricane,
When I play a game like Revolution,
Cry out “ganghanding!” that’s my solution

Wear an ASBO, be an offender,
I’m basic like Ibiza Weekender,
Think I’m Ann, think I am smart,
The only Weakest Link is me, so don’t start!
I’m- I’m more snowflake than steel,
I’m a big celebrity babez, or at least that’s what I feel!



Ripaul

Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah boom, Dah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah, boom
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, boom,
Category is!

Mitchell Failor



Mitchtastic, spastic, SamToya realness
A nobody is heeerrrre,
I’m the cock-sucker, what can I say?
There can only be one and I’m feeling it casually,
My alter-ego is Latoya and can’t you see,
I’ve got a lot of plastic parts up in me,
Crowns, and gowns and MJ’s kids too,
Sometimes they pop out for air and say “hey boo!”
Don’t forget about Sam, not Kay, Callahan,
With a skype call and some lube I could steal your man,
The time has come to succeed MB.,
The only winning Jackson here,
Is me!



Ripaul

What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
Wh-wh-what category?
Bring it,
Category is…

Nické Uncoulé



Slay Nické,
Look at the people I’ve pissed off today,
My love for stanning blondes- I can’t downplay,
Anyone who disagrees I’ll spam their wall, okay?
Cause I’ll do it, I did it,
I came on here a misfit,
And girl I’m ready to show em’,
How all these sub-forums I own em’

Got those superpowers, I’m a witch,
Miss Nické Uncoulé a real real bad bitch,
My quotes rock them it’s great,
9/11 is an iconic memorable date,
And yes Scott, I love scum too
Netherlands in the house, girl what you gonna do?
My sunflowers shut it down,
Come on Mama Ri, bring the queen her crown,
Nicky will be the host, now don’t delay,
I’m Miss Uncoulé91 and I always-



Ripaul

Take it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Mariah Christmas

Isabelle coming for two wins in one year?

I hear she's just been offered a Las Vegas residency off the back of this entry!

[LukeB]

Riley

i'm loving my moves

[RileyH]

Nicky's verse

Love them both

[Shaun]

(for the record, Adam Polyester would win that edition too)

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Hallelujah

Riley

i'm loving my moves

Originally Posted by Sleigh Dockley

Nicky's verse

Love them both

Thanks guys

Dezzy Rascal officially found dead?

[Jamie89]

Screaming, that was so much fun Riley. Those gifs That must have taken ages.

[Shaun]

Youtube video

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

(for the record, Adam Polyester would win that edition too)

I think I was allowed to go a bit more harsh with that one

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Screaming, that was so much fun Riley. Those gifs That must have taken ages.

Thanks. Yes, I had to photoshop every. single. frame.

[Shaun]

Youtube video

Vanestiny's Child - Stan

Crashing was the show
I thought it's seen it's day,
The Ratings were so low
Raph will save the day
Fanthread for worshipping
Taking up his Fight
The mission is to make Raph win
we're slaying all the spite!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today

His fans began to grow,
They fought and picked a side,
Like a tyfoon, did Vanny fight
She defeated all-in-her-stride
Beside the houses-Kween he sank
In Thorn Cottage with his lot
Chanelle and he played a prank
But only he got caught!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today

And now the house will grow
Welcome to Isabelle
With Lotan she went toe to toe
And the popular crew it fell;
Her tide was riding high
Lotan misjudged his prey
She laughed as they went brawling by,
And Ellie yelled "Hit Maeeee!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,

[RileyH]

And Ellie yelled "Hit Maeeee!"

[Wizard.]

Love it Niamh! And ANOTHER Isabelle cameo? Wow she really is the winner of 2017.

[Jamie89]

Isabelle and Lotan being the new Trump and Hillary in xmasvision entries Brilliant Niamh well done

[Shaun]

[pretend Croatia's postcard is here]

[Shaun]

Artist: Kylie
Title: Your Forum Needs You

It's a post apocalyptic TiBB. Big Brother has ended, members have left to pastures new, and only a few remain to clean the dust off the Towers' mantelpieces. Josy is replying to her own posts sarcastically, Niamh is creating quizzes for herself, and Dezzy has been creating multi's to drag for sport.

Enter Kylie to resurrect a floundering TiBB and bring back the members that once made it... less floundering.

Youtube video

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

Desperately seeking members
To keep tibb active
The lack of conversation has
Left admin panicked

But the forum still needs you
For advertising revenue

So let's post through all of this
Tibb's not over it still lives
The whole world should be reading all your views
Be the forum's muse

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

The chat thread's now empty
Yes Scott has vanished
Marsh is nowhere to be seen
(He's on the ban list)

From LukeB to Natalie
From y.winter to Ammi

So come back and post on tibb
Even if it's just a gif
Doesn't have to be clever any will do
Even orangu

ooh ooh oh ohh / ahh ahh ah ahhh

Niemand hier om je faves te stan
Niemand om shade gooi
Deze vertaling is een beetje een puinhoop
Meh, het is dichtbij genoeg raden ik

So from Reece's indie hits
To gay anthems just like this
There's enough without BB to amuse
Buy this on iTunes

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

Youtube video

[Shaun]

COME THRU WITH THE DUTCH

[Wizard.]

This couldn't be anymore relevant! Love it Jamie! What does the foreign say?

[RileyH]

Amazing Jamie

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

COME THRU WITH THE DUTCH

Originally Posted by Mariah Christmas

This couldn't be anymore relevant! Love it Jamie! What does the foreign say?

Thank you

It's meant to be...

Nobody here to stan your faves
Nobody to throw shade
This translation is a bit of a mess
Meh, it's close enough I guess

(bc I think the actual translation is a bit off - I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch )

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Sleigh Dockley

Amazing Jamie

Thanks

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Thank you

It's meant to be...

Nobody here to stan your faves
Nobody to throw shade
This translation is a bit of a mess
Meh, it's close enough I guess

(bc I think the actual translation is a bit off - I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch )

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch )

if only we knew someone who could introduce it to them