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London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.

The innovative show-all Xmas-countdown novelty features partially-clad 3-D holograms of the luscious 36DD-24-34 blonde bombshelll lovelies writhing seductively afainst a background of snow, holly and tinsel.

Each day of the month has a scratch-and-sniff window showing the girls throwing off their T-shirts, brassieres, panties/thongs/waspies, stockings and crockodile skin five inch stillettos etc in a game of strip poker.

A variety of erotic aromas waft out of the opened windows: Chanel No 5, shag-me-quick pheromones, newly-Brazilianed mons veneris, rubber corset, double vodka and-a-whopping-great-big-line-of-coke, day-old pantyliner and such like.

From the second week of December the twins' naked hologram bodies literally break out of the calendar windows while glittering nipple lights twinkle in a mysriad of different colors for each day of the week.

The girls come in a variety of alluring poses including Bathtime Capers, Steamy Hot-Tub Oral Examination and Strawberry Milkshake Double Trouble.

The third week of December starts with Sam and Amanda in a playful threesome with Santa in the back of his sleigh. Riding the Reindeer and Fun with Xmas Stuffing feature in the weekend windows section.

And the final three days before Xmas Day itself?

The calendar's secrets can be unlocked for a festive $99 a pop.

Definitely one for the Xmas stocking.