[Romantic Old Bird]

Here's what they wrote, although of course since then things have moved on a little. Anyway folks, they're NOT impressed!


What a shocker that was, Alison going, writes HELEN. I liked Alison I did.

Now she’s gone Kate is going to latch onto Spencer a lot more. But she really needs to toughen up. She’s meant to be a kick-boxer but she cries at anything and everything.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she and Spencer start openly sharing Alison’s double bed. But the big question is: Is their relationship real? I have my doubts.

Far more interesting is the Adele-Sophie-Lee saga. Again the question is: Is lechy Lee for real? This week he started to develop into a bit of a Nasty Nick character- telling one gorl one thing and the other another.

He’s got those two dangling on a piece of string and it’s not on. And I feel another twist coming up – I think Adele secretly fancies Sophie! You watch her.

But Jade is really starting to irritate me. It’s getting on my nerves the way they all call her Babba. She’s got all the signs of a No1 troublemaker.

One things for certain, she deserves PJ! He looks like a garden gnome and is about as entertaining!

And the tasks so far have been ridiculously easy with the housemates getting far too much money, food and drink.

PAUL agrees. He writes: They have it way too easy, sitting around eating ice cream all day.

They’ve either got hampers or champers. I even counted 28 bottles of cider the other day. The most we ever had was five.

As for Alison, I wasn’t too sorry to see her go, except I had a bet on Alex getting his marching orders! But let’s face it, Alex is making the show at the moment. I don’t like him at all – but I love to hate him.

There’s nothing more entertaining than watching him winding up all his housemates and annoying Kate in particular.

As odd as he is – very camp, immaculate, prim and proper – he’s the most genuine person there. I find all the others very fake and they’re rapidly turning reality TV into unreality TV. I think all the supposed romances are sham too.

This lot know the drill, how to get attention and curry favour with the voting public.

When Alison was evicted I spotted a banner in the crowds which said: ‘PLEASE BRING BACK BRIAN!’ I couldn’t have put it better myself.

There’s not one funny individual like Brian in the house. The only reason the show’s been entertaining at all is because of all the arguments. It’s one mass brawl in there – and that’s all down to Alex.