[Father Chris Mouse]

Agreed. I don't dislike him or anything, and i know Zizu will disagree, but he kinda asks for it tbh. I would never wish an injury on him, but going against an old school defender, he's gonna get smashed up purely for looking like a tart every game.

I played CB from my early teens up until i was about 30 (highest i ever got was actually my mid teens when i had a few games for Tonbridge Angels). Played Saturday and Sunday's for 2 local teams at my peak, only pub stuff though. Anyway, if i ever see a striker or winger all tarted up for a game like it was a fashion statement, he'd soon realise he was in a game of football and not on the catwalk.

Sorry Zizu