[Kate!]

Entry B

Exclusive! Nicky replaced by aliens! Read all about it!

It all started innocently enough. Nicky, a Wembley resident with a love for coffee and questionable life choices, woke up one morning feeling different. His thoughts were a little sharper, his reflexes a little quicker, and his overall sense of self a bit more...alien. He just thought it must have been a bad cup of coffee.

He went about his day, but everything was different. His neighbor's cat seemed strangely polite, the pigeons in Wembley Park were suddenly wearing small sunglasses, and the aroma of the local fish and chip shop suddenly had a very strong smell.

Then, Nicky started noticing the weirder changes. Now he could understand the cat, the pigeons were giving him the thumbs up and the fish and chip smell had now become a clear message from a previously unknown civilization.

Nicky, now convinced he was being replaced, was looking for answers. He visited the local pub, where the bartender, wearing the same sunglasses as the pigeons, offered him
a drink. "Welcome, friend," the bartender said, "we've been waiting for you."
The bartender then revealed that Nicky was not Nicky anymore. He was a member of the Galactic Council. His job was to blend in and infiltrate Earth and sample the delicious cuisine.

Nicky was shocked at first, but started to relax. The bad coffee was still a bit of a letdown, but he had found out he was now an interstellar diplomat, knew the language of cats, and had a great palate for fish and chips.

He continued his mission, secretly working for the Galactic Council....