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Last night the announcement was made that the bank owned by Mr. Magic Herbert Shoes was to be nationalised by Prime Minister Mark Tibby. Finacial Minister Mr. Man Sticks sticks was quoted as saying "This is the only possible way of saving the bank of TiBB, it is a hard choice to make, but we are facing hard times.

The news comes soon after Mr. Bob Chewy had to close down his Heavens Night club do to lack of money, also due to the problem of an unamed civillian offering services to people in the club. Musician John Luva (Luva) also has suffered from the economic downturn when he had to sell his house to pay for his crap Sky router to be repaired.

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